‎（蠢婊）
‎（春天）
‎在高中 都说衡量成功的最佳标准 In high school, they say the best measure of success
‎在于你混的小团体或者你获得的荣誉 is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.
‎但我的标准有点不同 But my metric is a little different.
‎你想知道怎么判断 ‎你是何时真正到达顶峰的吗？ You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?
‎有人想毁灭你时 When someone wants to destroy you.
‎谁想咬我一口？ Who wants a bite of me?
‎整蛊问答 每个人都想咬我一口 Trick question. Everyone wanted a bite of me.
‎我知道 好不吉利 I know. So ominous.
‎你可能会问：“为什么她的人生 ‎看起来很完美 说话却像猜谜？” You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?"
‎听着 宝贝 在这个故事里 ‎任何事都不像看起来那样 Listen, babe, in this story, nothing is as it seems.
‎贱人！ Bitch!
‎要能变成德莉亚托雷斯 ‎我愿意付出我的左胸和右胸 I'd give my left and right tit to be Drea Torres.
‎那个跻身《少年时尚》杂志 Of course she's the Rosehill student
‎下一代榜单的罗斯希尔学生 ‎当然是她 that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list.
‎而且她才高三 And she's only a junior.
‎天啊 阿里安娜 ‎你说得好像你想套进她的皮 God, Arianna, you sound like you wanna wear her skin.
‎她的皮肤真好 She has amazing skin.
‎她以为我们不知道 ‎为这个派对买单的是塔拉吗？ She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?
‎我敢说她能进入那个榜单 I bet she only got on that list
‎不过是因为 ‎她是拿奖学金读的罗斯希尔 because she goes to Rosehill on scholarship.
‎赛吉 你不会是想贬低 Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work
‎一个有色人种女同胞的辛勤付出吧？ of a fellow woman of color, are you?
‎纸杯蛋糕？ Cupcake?
‎我和我的姐妹非常积极… -My girls and I are all about positivity… -Ooh!
‎我的天 你今晚真是能量爆棚 Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.
‎我爱你 我无言了 I love you. I'm gagged.
‎我爱你 我也爱这个派对 I love you, and I love this party.
‎你觉得我做得太过了吗？ Do you think I did too much?
‎不会 No.
‎一切都很低调 It's all really understated.
‎你说得对 You're right.
‎出了个小问题 We have a slight problem.
‎照片墙女巫阿莱格拉说 Allegra the Instagram witch is saying
‎她看见你在救世军慈善之家 ‎买了这条裙子 she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army.
‎什么？ What?
‎她知道你买不起其他的 She knows you can't afford anything else.
‎听着 我们爱你 And listen, we love you,
‎我们觉得你买二手货是很潮很环保的 and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift.
‎-我们不在乎你妈妈是… ‎-别说了 -We don't care that your mom is a-- -Stop talking.
‎对 抱歉 Yep. All right.
‎你想让我把她推到泳池里 ‎或者烧了她的头发吗？ Do you want me to push her in the pool, light her hair on fire?
‎我的天 梅根！ Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct
‎为什么你的第一反应 ‎总是要烧掉别人的头发？ to light someone's hair on fire?
‎你的怎么就不是？ -Why isn't it yours? -No. Okay?
‎不用 好吧？不用 梅根 ‎我们要优雅地解决这件事 No, Meghan. We're gonna deal with this elegantly
‎让她收拾好她的占卜板 ‎然后离开 好吗？ and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay?
‎我们需要艾略特 We need Elliot.
‎艾略特！ Elliot!
‎谁在召唤我？ Who summons me?
‎叫阿莱格拉离开 Tell Allegra to leave.
‎为什么我总是要当气氛杀手？ Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it.
‎让梅根去吧 她喜欢暴力行事 -不 没人要暴力行事 -She likes choosing violence. -No. No one is choosing violence.
‎我想我该去祝酒了 I think it's time I make a toast.
‎对 塔拉 召集所有人 -Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. -Mm-hmm.
‎-我去补个妆 ‎-好 I'm gonna freshen up.
‎来吧 女士们 Come on, ladies.
‎你把蛋糕屑撒了我一身 You're getting crumbs all over me.
‎该死 Damn it!
‎如果你们还没发现 ‎我的朋友生来就拥有这种生活 If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life,
‎但我更多是白手起家 but I was more DIY.
‎先别批判我在意自己的地位 And before you judge me for caring about status,
‎大家都在意自己的地位 everyone cares about status.
‎我只是知道如何实现梦想 I just knew how to turn the dream into reality.
‎在这一刻 我终于有了归属感 In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.
‎我花了17年精心策划了完美的生活 I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.
‎现在我拥有了 没人能从我这里夺走 And now that I had it, no one was going to take it away from me.
‎继续鼓掌 Clap more. Clap more.
‎别这样！ Stop!
‎非常感谢大家来到这里 Thank you so much to everyone for being here.
‎谢谢塔拉为我举办了一场盛大的派对 And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.
‎-不客气 ‎-好耶 -You're welcome. -Yes, yes.
‎还有梅根 非凡的编辑小姐 And Meghan, Miss Editor Extraordinaire,
‎这张《荆棘》杂志封面 ‎对我来说意义重大 真的 this Thorn piece means so much to me. Really.
‎所以 我想趁这个机会… So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um…
‎对了 阿莱格拉呢？ ‎阿莱格拉在哪儿？ Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?
‎在这里 Over here.
‎嘿 宝贝 你今晚看起来真棒 Hey, babe. You look incredible tonight, really.
‎我喜欢你的小蜘蛛帽子 非常…大 I love your little spider hat thing. It's so… big.
‎其实我和阿莱格拉 ‎一直在做一个很酷的项目 So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.
‎我的天 不 等等 别拍我 拍阿莱格拉 Oh my God. No. Wait. Don't film me. Film Allegra.
‎在我告诉她 ‎我的教会办了捐衣活动之后 So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,
‎她大方地答应 she generously pledged
‎要把她的所有衣服 ‎捐给有需要的低收入女性 to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need.
‎明天 就在救世军 -Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.
‎大家为阿莱格拉热烈鼓掌 好吗？ But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?
‎-耶！ ‎-别这样 -Yeah! -Mmm. Oh, stop.
‎爱你 宝贝 能认识你我很骄傲 Love you, boo. So proud to know you.
‎我爱你 德莉亚！ I love you, Drea!
‎我也是 So do I.
‎嘿 德莉 Hey, Dre.
‎抱歉我迟到了 各位 Apologies for my lateness, everybody.
‎我只是在为我的惊喜做最后准备 ‎一切就绪了吧 艾略特？ I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot?
‎当然 -Oh, absolutely, man. -Oh?
‎倒数三、二… In three, two…
‎各位 -Everybody…
‎让我们举杯庆祝 ‎德莉亚托雷斯和她的光明未来 …let's all raise our glasses to Drea Torres and to her bright future.
德莉亚万岁！ Yeah, Drea!
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎谢谢大家 Thank you, guys.
‎今晚真有趣 Tonight was fun.
‎嗯 我只是很郁闷 ‎我们整个夏天都要分开 Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer.
‎我要和谁一起玩呢？ Who am I gonna play with?
‎你可以自己玩自己 You could play with yourself.
‎时尚杂志人物真会说笑 嗯哼？ ‎你真会说笑 Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.
‎ -宝贝 -咋了？ -Babe. -Hmm?
‎今晚的一切真的很棒 Tonight was really cute and everything,
‎但你知道我觉得 ‎那个《少年时尚》的视频很蠢吧？ but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?
‎我只想考入耶鲁大学 Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale
‎所以需要我能得到的所有帮助 and I need all the help I can get.
‎嗯 当然 Yeah, of course.
‎嗯 那些榜单纯粹是胡扯 Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,
‎但你在视频里看起来很性感 but you looked very, very hot in that video.
‎-是吗？ ‎-我的天 -Yeah? -Oh my God.
‎-你觉得是吗？ ‎-是的 你太性感了 -You think so? -Yes. You were so hot.
‎也许你可以给我发点东西 ‎陪我度过这个夏天 You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer.
‎什么意思？ What do you mean?
‎就是一点东西 Well, just like a little something.
‎-什么？ ‎-一个小视频 -Yeah? -A little video.
‎-一个视频？ ‎-对 -A little video? -Yeah.
‎-你真的想要？ ‎-对 -You really want me to? -Yeah.
‎我爱你 I love you.
‎我也爱你 I love you too.
‎你能吻我吗？ Can you kiss me?
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎我是德莉亚托雷斯 I'm Drea Torres,
‎我很高兴能进入下一代新星百人榜单 and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,
‎这个榜单庆祝最有前途和… -a list that celebrates the brightest--
‎（快拍 来自德莉亚）
‎我不相信蒙塔娜真的得了腹腔病 I don't believe that Montana's actually celiac.
‎我不会因为另一家餐厅的 ‎无麸质菜单更好 I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner
‎就随便选一家餐厅过生日 just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.
‎这没道理 她有时候很自私 Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes.
‎抱歉 是我太多疑了 ‎还是大家都在盯着我看 I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now?
‎而且还是不好的眼光？ And, like, not in a good way.
‎-她肯定是… ‎-我喜欢你的视频 德莉亚 She has to be like… - Loved your video, Drea.
‎德莉亚 Drea.
‎干嘛？ What?
‎干嘛啦？ What?
‎-马克斯 ‎-视频女郎德莉亚 -Max. -Drea the cam girl.
‎我的天 Oh my God.
‎马克斯 Max.
‎我已经在和我爸的律师打电话了 I'm already on the phone talking to my dad's lawyer.
‎我得挂了 谢谢 德里克 Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎你怎么能这样对我？ How could you do this to me?
‎什么？ What?
‎不是我干的 我手机被黑了 I didn't do this. I got hacked.
‎宝贝 拜托 我绝不会这么做 -Baby, come on. I would never do this.
‎我爱你 I love you.
‎冷静 拳击手 Easy, Mayweather.
‎这太扯了 This is bullshit.
‎我很抱歉你这么想 I'm sorry you feel that way.
‎-你妈妈会来吗？ ‎-不会 -Will your mother be joining us? -No.
‎她上晚班 所以她正在睡觉 She works nights, so she's asleep.
‎德莉亚 我想让你知道 ‎这件事一点也不让我觉得愉快 Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.
‎如果你看到视频的时候就来找我 ‎我们… If you had just come to me when you saw the video, we--
‎所以这是我的错？ Oh, so this is my fault?
‎那个视频？当然不是 The video? Of course not.
‎是你处理的方式 让人很难接受 The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.
‎德莉亚 我们都有艰难的事实要面对 Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with.
‎你要面对的是 ‎你的同辈可以冲动行事 Yours is that your peers have the luxury of operating on impulse.
‎你不行 You don't.
‎你唯一能快人一步的方法 ‎就是要变得更聪明 The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.
‎我以为你是个更聪明的女孩 And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.
‎我的确更聪明 I am smarter.
‎话虽如此 That being said…
‎你确实给了罗斯希尔的金童一记重拳 …you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy.
‎很精彩 顺便一提 Impressive, by the way.
‎所以我得让你留校察看 So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,
‎还要做强制社区服务 along with mandatory community service.
‎如果你和马克斯再发生任何争吵 And if you have any altercations with Max,
‎作为你的校长 我别无选择 ‎只能取消你的奖学金 as your headmaster, I will have no choice but to revoke your scholarship.
‎今天 你让你的愤怒控制了自己 Today, you let your anger control you.
‎从现在开始 我希望你能控制它 From now on, I want you to control it.
‎把愤怒的情绪转化为 ‎得到你想要的东西的动力 Channel that anger into getting what you want.
‎显然 那个视频很操蛋 So obviously, that video's fucked
‎但不是马克斯泄露的 but Max didn't leak it.
‎他不会那么做的 德莉亚 He wouldn't do that, Drea.
‎你揍了他 ‎也让我们都陷入了尴尬的境地 Punching him has really put us all in a weird spot.
‎他就像我们的家人 He's like our family.
‎我想我们都需要 ‎用整个夏天消化这件事 明年见吧 I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year.
‎真不该相信女人 So much for believing women.
‎那一天 我的生活付诸一炬 ‎而我无能为力 That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do
‎如果我继续追究马克斯 丢掉奖学金 If I went after Max and lost my scholarship,
‎我就得和我的未来吻别了 I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.
‎我不停问自己同样的问题 ‎他为什么要这样对我？ I kept asking myself the same question. Why would he do this to me?
‎回想起来 ‎这是一个经典的伊卡洛斯故事 Looking back, it was a classic Icarus story.
‎我飞得离太阳太近 ‎所以我的男友泄露了我的性爱视频 I flew too close to the sun, so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape.
‎我恨马克斯 I hated Max,
‎但我更恨自己放松了警惕 but even more than that, I hated myself for letting my guard down.
‎校长说得对 The headmaster was right.
‎我需要转化我的愤怒 ‎我也正是这么做的 I needed to channel my anger, and that is exactly what I did.
‎毕竟在高中就达到人生巅峰也很尴尬 Peaking in high school is cringe anyway.
‎NETFLIX 呈献
‎艾莉诺 我很高兴 ‎你今年夏天想去网球夏令营 Eleanor, I am so delighted you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer.
‎我能说你终于 ‎可以交到真正的朋友了吗？ Dare I say you might finally make some real friends?
‎妈妈 你这样很没礼貌 ‎奥斯卡影后奥利维娅科尔曼呢？ Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?
‎你的宠物蜥蜴不算朋友 Your pet lizard is not a friend.
‎记住格拉奇医生的话 Remember what Dr. Gratch said.
‎-要继续前进 ‎-妈… 我听不清...-你必须打开心态 接受新的体验 -To move forward… Mom-- I can't-- -…you must open up to new experiences
‎ ‎-我听不…大桥… -听不见… ‎-艾莉诺？你能听见吗？ . -Bridge-- -Hear-- -Eleanor? Eleanor, can you hear me?
‎（夏天）
‎我花了整整45分钟 ‎才意识到这是个大错误 Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize this was a huge mistake.
‎我就像处在玛丽亚莎拉波娃海洋中的 ‎比利简金 I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,
‎但我的朝圣之旅并没有白费 but my pilgrimage wasn't for nothing.
‎我的整个人生即将改变 ‎而一切都是从她开始的 My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.
‎-这是网球高手德莉亚吗？ ‎-不 不是她 -Is that Drea the tennis pro? -No, not her.
‎是她 Her.
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎德莉亚托雷斯 Drea Torres.
‎她现在还不知道 ‎但我们就要成为闺蜜了 She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties.
‎你没事吧？ Are you okay?
‎你又是怎么拿到那个视频的？ How did you even get the video?
‎我不会透露我的消息来源 I'm not revealing my sources.
‎只是觉得这样不对 Just feels kind of messed-up.
‎她和我们同龄 又在这里工作 ‎已经够尴尬了 It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,
‎现在大家又都看到了她的性爱视频 but now everyone has seen her sex tape.
‎你在听我们说话吗？ Are you listening to us?
‎没有 No.
‎你的气场很奇怪 我不知道怎么应付 You just have, like, a really… …weird energy. I don't quite know what to do with it.
‎我们不知道该怎么应付 We don't know what to do with it.
‎我的心理医生 敬爱的格拉奇医生 My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,
‎他说受伤的人会伤害别人 says that hurt people hurt people,
‎但我觉得这不适用于少女 but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls.
‎我觉得有时候她们就是很邪恶 I think sometimes they're just evil.
‎是艾瑞卡 It was Erica.
‎给大家看你的视频的人 艾瑞卡诺曼 The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman.
‎她坏透了 She sucks.
‎她的刻薄简直后无来者 She's mean in a way I didn't know existed anymore.
‎她就像贱人里的霸王龙 She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.
‎不好意思 你是谁？ I'm sorry. Who are you?
‎艾莉诺 Eleanor.
‎我不需要你的同情 艾莉诺 I don't need your pity, Eleanor.
‎这太疯狂了！我根本不吸可卡因！ This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!
‎如果她在吸可卡因 ‎你觉得我会不知道吗？ Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?
‎太糟糕了 Just awful.
‎-德莉亚！ ‎-怎么了？ -Drea! -What's up?
‎你这个讨厌的贱货 我知道是你干的 You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.
‎-你陷害…她陷害了我！ ‎-你陷害了她！ -You fra-- She framed me! -You framed her!
‎亲爱的 Oh, sweetie.
‎你听见自己在说什么了吗？ Are you listening to yourself right now?
‎你觉得我陷害了你？ You think I framed you?
‎你陷害了她 You framed her.
‎宝贝… Babe…
‎你刚刚吸毒了吗？ are you on drugs right now?
‎我不吸可卡因！ I don't do cocaine!
‎她连毒品长什么样都不知道 She doesn't even know what it looks like.
‎我连毒品长什么样都不知道！ I don't know what it looks like!
‎我对上帝发誓 我根本不吸可卡因！ I swear to God. I don't even do coke!
‎听我说 她是无辜的！ I'm telling you, she's innocent!
‎保重 亲爱的 我们会想你的 Take care, hon. We'll miss you.
‎杰西卡！做点什么 Jessica! Do something!
‎真悲惨 我希望 ‎她能得到她需要的帮助 So sad. I really hope she gets the help she needs.
‎为艾瑞卡祈祷 Pray for Erica.
‎-为艾瑞卡祈祷 ‎-对 -Pray for Erica. -Yeah.
‎再见 明年夏天见 -Bye. -Bye. See you next summer.
‎-再见 ‎-再见 -Bye. -Bye.
‎快点 Come on.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎我知道那个声音 你熄火了 I know that sound. You're bricked.
‎我爸爸能修复老爷车 My dad restores classic cars.
‎你想搭车 还是… Do you want a ride, or…
‎你依然不想要我的同情？ do you still not want my pity?
‎对了 我没看那个视频 I didn't watch the video, by the way.
‎恭喜 Congrats.
‎你是唯一一个人 You're the only one.
‎是你前任泄露的吗？ Is that your ex who leaked it?
‎-所以你揍了他？ ‎-你全程都要聊天吗？ -Is that why you punched him? -Are you gonna talk this entire ride?
‎你又是怎么知道的？ How do you even know about that?
‎我要转学到罗斯希尔 I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.
‎我看到了一个相关的帖子 I, um… I saw a post about it.
‎高四前转学？ Moving before senior year?
‎真残酷 Ooph. Brutal.
‎他后来怎么样了？ What happened to him?
‎你的前任？ Your ex?
‎你知道的 和所有男人一样 Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.
‎什么事都没有 Nothing.
‎我成了留校察看的荡妇 I'm the slut on probation,
‎他和他的小鸡鸡全身而退 and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free.
‎他们总是能全身而退 They always get away scot-free.
‎我知道被自己觉得可以信任的人背叛 ‎是什么感觉 I know what it's like to get screwed over by someone you thought you could trust.
‎我十三岁时 ‎和一个女孩去了日间夏令营 When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,
‎她活在一个仿佛… and she existed on this like…
‎无法触及的高度 她绚丽夺目 untouchable plane. She glowed.
‎我当时已经知道了自己喜欢女孩子 I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,
‎但还没告诉任何人 but I hadn't told anyone yet.
‎但这个女孩 我想如果她喜欢我 But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,
‎就能证明我的存在意义之类的 it would validate my entire existence or something,
‎后来我终于跟她说了 然后… and I finally talked to her,
一切都很棒 ‎and… it was great.
‎她让我觉得自由、自信、安全 Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.
‎我还没来得及想清楚 ‎就告诉了她我是酷儿 And before I knew it, I told her that I was queer.
‎那感觉… 很棒 And it felt…. amazing.
‎那是我人生中最棒的一刻 I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.
‎但我并不是想象中那么安全因为 But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because
‎她告诉大家我试图推倒并强吻她 she told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her.
‎什么？ What?
‎天啊 Damn.
‎对 Yeah. Um…
‎关键不是她替我出柜了 我不在乎 It wasn't that she outed me. I… I don't care.
‎每个人都是同性恋 我只是… Everybody's fucking gay. I just…
‎她把我变成了一个捕食者 She turned me into this predator.
‎没人愿意再靠近我 No one would come near me.
‎她毁了我 She destroyed me.
‎我猜她也不用承担任何后果 No consequences for her, I assume.
‎是的 -Nope.
‎她其实在罗斯希尔上学 She actually goes to Rosehill.
‎真的吗？谁？ Really? Who?
‎卡莉莎琼斯 It's Carissa Jones.
‎卡莉莎… Carissa…
‎等等 那个嬉皮士女同？ Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi--
‎我见过她 Yeah. I've seen her.
‎天啊 Damn.
‎被自己人出柜 Outed by your own team?
‎你搞什么鬼？ What the fuck was that?
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎我的天 -Oh my God. -Um…
‎有时候这么做真的很有帮助 It just really helps sometimes.
‎你应该试试 能帮你释怀马克斯的事 You should try it. It… it'll really help with the Max stuff.
‎我没事 我根本不再去想马克斯了 I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.
‎快做 Just do it.
‎不要 绝对不要 谢谢 不用了 No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.
‎这是医学专家推荐的 It's recommended by medical professionals.
‎这是原始尖叫 能帮你接近… It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts--
‎妈的 Fuck.
‎你压抑了很久 是吧？ You really had that pent-up, huh?
‎你似乎想吃奶酪三明治 You look like you want a grilled cheese.
‎听起来不错 That sounds nice.
‎我们去吃奶酪三明治吧 Let's get you a grilled cheese.
‎你为什么不转学？ Why don't you transfer?
‎转去哪里？ Transfer where?
‎哪里都行 Anywhere.
‎我不像你 艾莉诺 I'm not like you, Eleanor.
‎我妈是个护士 My mom is a nurse
‎她工作了一辈子 ‎就为了我能有更好的未来 who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future.
‎我不能搞砸 罗斯希尔是 ‎我进入耶鲁的唯一路径 所以… I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so…
‎你的朋友呢？ What about your friends?
‎你是说马克斯的朋友？ You mean Max's friends?
‎我没想到他的权力这么大 I didn't realize how much power he wielded.
‎他让你觉得那么安全、受到保护 You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,
‎但这一切的条件是 ‎你要扮演他想让你扮演的角色 but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,
‎我曾以为我是这么做的 ‎但现在看来不是 which I thought I was doing, but I guess not.
‎我们都喜欢情感恐怖分子 We all love an emotional terrorist.
‎是的 他们很有趣 Yeah, they're so fun.
‎你呢？ What about you?
‎为什么要和毁了你一生的贱人 ‎上同一所学校？ Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?
‎我没有 I don't.
‎我求他们让我去道尔顿或者斯宾塞 I begged go to Dalton or Spence,
‎尽管我愿意相信 ‎我能决定自己的社交日程 but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,
‎但做主的还是我父母 my parents still call the shots,
‎他们认为罗斯希尔是 ‎进入常春藤盟校的最佳路径 and they think that Rosehill is the best path into an Ivy.
‎他们说得没错 They're not wrong.
‎我很害怕 I'm dreading it.
‎我也一样 Same.
‎（秋天）
‎气候变化不是谎言！ ‎请不要让我们的地球灭亡！ Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!
Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!
‎对 格蕾塔通贝里一派做得相当激烈 Yeah. The Greta Thunberg brigade can be pretty intense.
‎这都是装样子 ‎我见过他们所有人用塑料吸管 It's all smoke and mirrors. I've seen all of them use a plastic straw.
‎去你的 嘉比！ Fuck you, Gabbi!
‎真恐怖 The horror.
‎我是嘉比 I'm Gabbi.
‎你是新来的吗？ Are you new?
‎我是艾莉诺 I'm Eleanor.
‎算是新来的 And kinda.
‎要我带你参观吗？ You want a tour?
‎作为90年代青少年电影的信徒 I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie,
‎没有新生参观的话我会很生气的 I would be offended if I didn't get one.
‎如果你生气了 ‎罗斯希尔有指定的安全空间 If you get offended, Rosehill does have a designated safe space for that.
‎好吧 那边是我们的照片墙女巫们 All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.
‎阿莱格拉 她们的头儿 Allegra, their leader,
‎据说在睡衣派对玩“轻如羽毛”游戏时 ‎让一个女孩漂浮了起来 apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.
‎现在她是十二宫婊子团的女王，而且她是天蝎座 Now she's queen of the zodiac thots, and she's a Scorpio.
‎厉害 Hot.
‎饥渴的剧院小孩 The horny theater kids.
‎去年 他们试图推出 ‎《汉密尔顿》的白人主演版本 Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.
‎林-曼努尔米兰达申请了一张禁止令 Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.
‎接下来是我们的农场小孩 ‎他们在卡莉莎的带领下经营学校农场 Um, coming up, we have our farm kids. They run the school farm led by Carissa.
‎她希望罗斯希尔全员吃素的申请 ‎被拒绝后 When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,
‎她把她的月经杯放在了食堂 ‎以示抗议 she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.
‎杯子是满的 It was full.
‎他们是谁？ Who are they?
‎罗斯希尔的皇家贵族 皇冠上的明珠 Uh, Rosehill's royal court, the cream of the incredibly entitled crop.
‎注意提防他们 Be careful with them.
‎他们有多漂亮 就有多会算计 They're all as calculated as they are beautiful.
‎该死 -Oh shit.
‎德莉亚托雷斯 他们的失落女王 Drea Torres, their fallen queen.
‎别弄了 Stop. Stop.
‎-德莉亚 ‎-嘿 -Drea. -Hey.
‎嘿 女士们 Hey, ladies.
‎我本来想给你发短信的 I meant to text you.
‎显然 去年结束得… Obviously, the way last year ended was so…
‎挺尴尬的 pretty sticky, you know,
‎马克斯的爸爸资助了 ‎我爸爸的连任竞选活动 with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.
‎-我知道 ‎-情况太复杂了 -I know, yeah. -It's just so complicated.
‎我知道 -I know. I know.
‎很好 我的天 ‎我还以为你会找人暗杀我之类的 {\fs12Good. Oh my God. I thought you were gonna put out a hit on me or something.
‎不会 我为什么要这么做？ No, why would I do that?
‎嘿 马克斯 Hey, Max.
‎-你的暑假怎么样？ ‎-很治愈 -How was your summer? -Restorative.
‎很高兴见到你 ‎我不确定那之后你会不会回来… I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know,
‎就是去年的事 last year.
‎没啦 我不会让一个愚蠢的视频 ‎阻挡在我和耶鲁大学之间 Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale.
‎我只想说我希望我们可以向前看 ‎今年表现得文明一点 I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year.
‎尤其是现在塔拉和我在交往 Especially now that Tara and I are dating.
‎你不知道？ Oh. You didn't know?
‎不 我知道 对 No. No, I knew. Yeah.
‎那就好 对 ‎我们两家人夏天一起去了卡普里岛 Good. Yeah, our families summered together in Capri.
‎太好了 多好的一对情侣 对吧？ That's great. I mean, what a couple, right?
‎你们的爸爸一定很高兴 Your fathers must be elated.
‎别这样 你们两个 说真的别这样 -Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop.
‎好了 各位 能叙叙旧真有趣 All right, guys, so fun catching up.
‎很高兴见到各位女士 Um… Nice to see you ladies.
‎蒙塔娜 你的牙齿上有葡萄 宝贝 Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right.
‎-享受高四吧 ‎-你怎么不告诉我？ -Enjoy senior year! -Why didn't you tell me?
‎孤独感是一种特殊的痛苦 Feeling alone is a specific type of pain,
‎在训练有素的人眼里 ‎伴随着明显的可识别迹象 with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.
‎我和德莉亚是两个 ‎在青春期的战场上受伤的士兵 Drea and I, we were two wounded soldiers on the battlefield of adolescence.
‎各位好 请大家入座 Hello, hello. Uh, if everyone can please take their seats.
‎座位是安排好的 还是可以随便坐 ‎你们知道吗？ Do you guys know, are the seats assigned, or do we just sit anywhere?
‎把手机都收起来 Cell phones away.
‎好吧 我还是滚蛋吧 Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
‎诺拉 Nora.
‎我现在叫艾莉诺 It's Eleanor now.
‎-哇 我差点没认出你 ‎-嗯 -Wow. I… I almost didn't recognize you. -Yeah.
‎-我不知道你现在在这里上学 ‎-对啊 我… -I didn't know that you go here now. -I do. I, um…
‎-我要去找我的座位了 好吗？ ‎-好 I'm gonna find my seat. Okay? -Okay.
‎好 各位好 请大家入座 Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.
‎那是谁？ -Who was that?
‎以前和我一起去夏令营的女孩 Uh, some girl I used to go to camp with.
‎听我说 不敢相信她真的回来了 You guys, I can't believe she actually came back.
‎我懂 不过她看起来很可爱 I know. She looks really cute, though.
‎蒙塔娜 闭嘴 Montana, shut up.
‎-确实如此 抱歉 ‎-你什么毛病？ -She does. Sorry. -What's wrong with you?
‎我觉得挺屌的 ‎我都不知道她心理这么扭曲 I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted.
‎你们的高四学生主席有事要宣布 We have an announcement from your senior class president,
‎欢迎马克斯布鲁萨德 Max Broussard.
‎罗斯希尔！ Rosehill!
‎谢谢！ Yeah! Thank you! Thank you!
‎回来的感觉真好 Oh, it feels so good to be back.
‎我们爱你 马克斯！ We love you, Max!
‎好吧 停一停 Oh come on. Stop, stop.
‎不过谢谢你们 谢谢 我很感激 Um… Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.
‎今年…今年将是非常精彩的一年 Now, this… this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.
‎但在我们开始之前 ‎我希望能花几分钟谈谈个人的事 But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.
‎说吧 哥们 -Get personal, man.
‎去年 我和别人亲密交流的内容 ‎进入了大众视线 Last year, my intimate exchanges made their way into the world.
‎这是对我隐私的侵犯 It was a violation of my privacy.
‎老实说 我还在自我恢复 To be honest, I'm still recovering,
‎但这让我真正接触了自己的内心 ‎我意识到… but it really made me get in touch with myself, and I realized that…
‎这样吧… Actually…
‎德莉亚托雷斯 能请你起立吗？ Actually, Drea Torres, could you stand, please?
‎拜托 Please.
‎你能站起来吗？拜托？ Could you stand? Please?
‎什么？ What?
‎你在哪里？ Where are you?
‎德莉？ -Dre?
‎德莉 我只是想说 Dre, I just want to say
‎对于去年发生在你身上的事 ‎我很抱歉 how sorry I am for what happened to you last year.
‎还有看过或分享过那个视频的人 And to anyone of you who watched, or you shared that video,
‎我真诚地希望你们花点时间 ‎审视自己为什么那么做 I sincerely hope you take the time to examine why you did that.
‎好了 德莉 So, Dre,
‎我要以你的名义成立一个新社团 it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,
‎倡导女性身份的顺直男学生联盟 the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League.
‎是为罗斯希尔 ‎所有想做得更好的男生们而成立的 Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better.
‎成为盟友吧 -Be allies.
‎谢谢 -Thank you.
‎我想当盟友！ I want to be an ally!
‎操！ Fuck!
‎德莉亚？ -Drea?
‎嗨 Hi.
‎我就是来看看你 Just checking on you.
‎你没事吧？ Are you all right?
‎他比你描述的还要糟糕 He's, like, way worse than you described.
‎我不知道 ‎要怎么在这所学校待上一整年 I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school.
‎我懂你 I feel you.
‎我和卡莉莎才聊了一分钟 I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,
‎感觉就像 ‎脚趾浸入了但丁的第八层地狱 and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.
‎太难受了 It was… awful.
‎太操蛋了！ This sucks shit!
‎是啊 Yeah.
‎我希望我们可以雇人来打倒他们 I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down.
‎什么？操蛋版的跑腿兔？ What? Like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?
‎对 Yeah.
‎某个与我们完全无关的人 Someone completely unconnected to us.
‎高中杀手 ‎男的、女的、非二元性别都行 A high school hit man… or woman or NB.
‎我的天 Oh my God.
‎你说得对 You're right.
‎你说得太对了 You're absolutely right.
‎他们对我们做那种事应该受到惩罚 They deserve to go down for what they did to us,
‎但我们不能自己去追究他们 but we can't go after them ourselves.
‎我们应该联手 为对方做复仇 We should team up and do each other's revenge.
‎你是认真的 Oh, you're serious.
‎绝对不行 Absolutely not.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎因为我没有这个能力？ Uh, because I'm not capable?
‎我做不了复仇 I can't do revenge.
‎而且 “做复仇”这个语法对吗？ I mean, is "do revenge" even, like, correct grammar?
‎对不起 校舍摇滚栏目 Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!
‎你现在是在批评我的语句结构吗？ Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?
‎我们可能会被发现 ‎我们可能会无法毕业、被开除 Uh, we could get caught. We could not graduate. We could get expelled.
‎我们不会被发现的 这就是关键 We won't get caught. That's the whole point.
‎没人知道我们彼此认识吧？ No one knows we know each other, right?
‎所以没人会把我们和他们 ‎或者和彼此联系起来 So no one will connect us to them, to each other.
‎太完美了 It's literally perfect.
‎有了我的智慧和你的… With my brains and your…
‎无人知晓 blank slate
‎我们就能逃过一劫 we can get away with this.
‎你不想让她付出代价吗？ Don't you wanna make her pay?
‎我不想让她付出代价 I don't want to make her pay.
‎我想让她彻底毁灭 I want to burn her to the ground.
‎哇 Whoa.
‎这话让我浑身发毛 That gave me chills.
‎你看到了吗？ ‎我手臂的寒毛都立起来了 Do you see this? My arm hair's up.
‎你看看 Look at that.
‎你散发着格伦克洛斯 ‎在《致命诱惑》中的那种能量 You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy.
‎格伦量 Glennergy.
‎对 你现在正散发着格伦量 Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now.
‎但如果我们要让这个行动成功… But if we're gonna make this work…
‎我们得改变… we have to fix…
‎不要 No.
‎…这个 …this.
‎我真的不想 I really don't want to.
‎我们必须要做… We have to do…
‎请不要说大改造 Oh, please don't say a makeover.
‎…一次大改造！耶！ -…a makeover!
‎-感觉很麻烦 ‎-是的 但很有趣！ -Yay! -It feels so problematic. It is, but it's fun!
‎我们从卡莉莎开始 Let's start with Carissa.
‎小菜一碟 我睡着觉都能毁了她 She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.
‎接下来是马克斯 Moving on to Max.
‎等等 倒回去 ‎为什么卡莉莎是小菜一碟？ Wait, go back. Why will Carissa be easy?
‎亲爱的 毁掉一个女孩容易多了 Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl.
‎选一个吧 荡妇羞辱 离间她的朋友 Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her,
‎打击她的虚荣心 让她出洋相 ‎利用她最黑暗的秘密 prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.
‎让她边缘化 没人会帮她 Make her radioactive, and no one will help her.
‎我其实很喜欢这个 Um, I actually really like this.
‎绝对不行 Absolutely not.
‎碰巧我今年必须做强制社区服务 It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year
‎作为对我揍了马克斯的惩罚 as penance for punching Max.
‎我已经给校长发了邮件 ‎申请去学校农场 I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm,
‎卡莉莎经营着那里 which is run by Carissa.
‎男生 那就是另一回事了 Now, dudes, that's another story.
‎对女生来说 ‎我们的身体、选择和思想 For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts
‎都是由耻辱感控制的 are all policed by shame.
‎我们的弱点就是他们的力量 Our weaknesses are their strengths.
‎如果他们性生活丰富 ‎他们就成了王者 If they have a lot of sex, they're crushing it.
‎换成我们 就成了荡妇 ‎如果他们愤怒 他们就很强大 If we do it, we're sluts. If they're angry, they're powerful,
‎但如果我们露出一点情绪 ‎我们就是疯子！ but if we show any emotion…we're hysterical!
‎女士们 请注意室内音量 Ladies! Indoor voices please.
‎等等 要剪多短？ Wait. How much are we cutting?
‎如果说一般男人都不容易被打倒 ‎那马克斯就是父权制的化身 If men in general are hard to take down, Max is patriarchy incarnate.
‎马克斯是终极狂热梦幻精灵男孩 ‎他有一个精心策划的形象 The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona.
‎罗斯希尔是一个管弦乐团 ‎马克斯就是指挥 Rosehill is an orchestra, and Max is its conductor.
‎大家都爱他 也就是说 他能为所欲为 Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything.
‎我想揭穿他 -I want to expose him.
‎要这么做 我们需要不可否认的证据 ‎证明他是个伪君子 And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,
‎假觉醒、厌女混球 a fake-woke, misogynist motherfucker.
‎如果我们能做到这一点 If we can accomplish that,
‎他就完蛋了 he's done.
‎抿一下 Blot.
‎你现在是 且永远是 You are now and forevermore
‎罗斯希尔私立高中 ‎最酷、最神秘的学生 the coolest, most mysterious student at Rosehill Country Day.
‎我是科学怪人 ‎你就是科学怪人的坏婊子 I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.
‎你的新气场是高级贱人 -Your new vibe is high-status cunt.
‎你准备好当我的内线女人了吗？ You ready to be my woman on the inside?
‎-没有 当然没有 ‎-艾莉诺 -No. For sure no. -Eleanor.
‎不会有事的 It's gonna be fine.
‎我当了一辈子变色龙 My entire life I've been a chameleon.
‎有时候 ‎你得假扮别人才能得到你想要的 Sometimes you have to pretend to be someone else to get what you want.
‎你有没有担心过会失去自我？ Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself?
‎我的天！别这么夸张 我只是想让你 Oh my God! Don't be so dramatic. All I'm asking you to do
‎脱离你的肉体 ‎成为一个你不是的人 is disassociate from your body and be someone you're not
‎好让那些受欢迎的孩子 ‎邀请你加入他们的团体 so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.
‎你做心理治疗吗？ Are you in therapy?
‎不做啊 怎么了？ God, no. Why?
‎挺好 Cool.
‎我们不担心 ‎马克斯会意识到我们在操纵他？ And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?
‎自恋狂忙着考虑自己 Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves
‎才不会想到他们被耍了 to realize they're being played.
‎吸引女生的注意力 ‎需要数周甚至数月的时间 Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work.
‎但据德莉亚所说 吸引男生的注意力 But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention
‎只需要打扮得略微淫荡 ‎走过他们身边一次就行 requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.
‎那是谁？她是新来的吗？ Who's that? Is she new?
‎我不知道 但那件制服很适合她 I don't know, but she is making that uniform work.
‎妈呀 Yeesh.
‎天啊 Oh shit.
‎蠢货 Dodos.
‎在农场工作 ‎肯定不在我的高四愿望清单上 Working at the farm was certainly not on my senior year bucket list
‎但变成社交边缘人也不在清单上 but neither was being a social pariah.
‎卡莉莎是个轻松的目标 ‎我很会和新朋友打交道 Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.
‎你是卡莉莎吧？ Carissa, right?
‎对 我们以前见过 Yeah, we've met before.
‎你叫我人型凉拖 You called me a human Birkenstock.
‎很好 Cool.
‎我只是想说 我很高兴能在农场工作 I just want to say, I'm so excited to be working at the farm.
‎我一直对你在这里做的事很感兴趣 I've always been very intrigued by what you do here.
‎你应该跟罗斯谈谈 ‎他负责管理志愿者 You should talk to Russ. He's in charge of the, uh, volunteers.
‎其实我希望能向你学习 ‎你知道的 你是农场女王 actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen.
‎嗯 我忙着准备授戒仪式的菜单 Yeah, I'm busy planning the menu for the ring ceremony.
‎而且 声明一下 And, you know, for the record,
‎拍马屁在这个农场没有任何好处 ‎这是脚踏实地的工作 ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.
‎嘿 罗斯？给德莉亚说说怎么干呗？ Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?
‎长得像鞋的素食混蛋 Shoe-faced veggie fucker.
‎（艾莉诺： ‎如果他和我说话怎么办？）
‎（德莉亚：你只能说真酷 ‎而且只能说三遍）
‎我爱桑德斯 I love Saunders.
‎真酷 Cool.
‎我在耶鲁大学研究过他 I studied him at Yale.
‎我刚上完那里的文学暑期班 I just did their literary arts summer program.
‎真酷 Cool.
‎除了“真酷”之外你还会说什么？ Do you say anything other than "cool"?
‎太酷了 So cool.
‎所以卡莉莎在准备授戒仪式的晚餐？ So, Carissa's cooking the ring ceremony dinner?
‎对 这会是她在烹饪界的重大突破 Yeah. It's gonna be her big break in the culinary world.
‎那是什么？ What's that?
‎那是一间温室 很明显 That's a greenhouse, clearly.
‎卡莉莎在那里种植她的特别作物 ‎她从世界各地弄来的 It's where Carissa grows her special crops. Flies them in from all over the world.
‎你在给谁发短信？ -Who are you texting?
‎我的前女友气我勾搭了我的前男友 My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend.
‎我能看看你的手吗？ Can I see your hand, please?
‎这只可以吗？ -This okay? -Mm-hmm.
‎我这周末要开派对 I'm having a, um… party this weekend.
‎一个返校节前的小型庆祝活动 It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.
‎你应该参加 You should come.
‎让你的前任们吃醋 Make your exes jealous.
‎我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
‎好 Cool.
‎只是别考虑太多 Just, uh, don't think too hard.
‎带上你的泳衣、泳圈 会很嗨的 Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.
太好了！ Yes!
‎我给你做的小裙子真好看 Your little dress I made you looks great.
‎你喜欢吗？ Do you love it?
‎你喜欢 You love it.
‎这只恐龙一样的小东西是怎么回事？ So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?
‎奥斯卡影后奥利维娅科尔曼 ‎是我的情感支持胡子龙 Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon.
‎我的心理医生让我养一只小狗 My therapist told me to get a puppy,
‎但我更希望自己的同伴既皮厚又冷血 but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.
‎我的天 Oh my fucking God.
‎我真的要穿这个吗？ Do I really have to wear this?
‎是的 Yes.
‎你必须看起来性感得不行 You have to look impossibly hot
‎同时看起来只花了一分钟打扮自己 but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together.
‎让女生们对你的造型垂涎三尺很重要 It's important that the girls covet your look.
‎你干嘛动来动去 ‎好像你的棉条滑出来了一样？ Why are you wiggling around like your tampon's sliding out?
‎我没在公共场合穿过泳衣 从来没有 I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever.
‎卡莉莎真的伤你很深 对吧？ Carissa really did a number on you, huh?
‎忘了她吧 Forget her.
‎你比任何 ‎去马克斯派对的蠢货都酷多了 You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party.
‎我只想在她破碎的自我上吃午餐 I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego.
‎我也想这样 I love that for you.
‎我们很快就会去解决她 We're gonna take care of her soon.
‎那里有一间温室 门上挂着巨大的锁 There's a greenhouse with this massive padlock on it
‎只有她能出入 that only she can access,
‎我的第六感告诉我 ‎她在里面不止种了洋姜 and my Spidey senses tell me she's not just growing sunchokes in there.
‎我得拿到她的钥匙 I need to get her keys.
‎完美 -Perfect. -Hmm.
‎现在 去挖出马克斯的黑料 ‎让复仇妈咪为你骄傲吧 Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud.
‎我知道我看起来很自信 I know I looked confident
‎但我全身都在疯狂出汗 but I was profusely sweating everywhere.
‎她来了 There she is.
‎我想带上我的情感支持蜥蜴 I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,
‎但德莉亚说不行 but Drea said no.
‎-香槟？ ‎-好 -Champagne? -Uh, yes.
来这边！ Over here!
‎我给你介绍几个朋友 好吗？ ‎他们都是很好的人 哟 I'll introduce you to some friends, all right? These are good people. Yo.
‎孩子们 这是艾莉诺 Kids, this is Eleanor.
‎-嘿 ‎-艾莉诺 这些是我的家人 -Hey. Hey. -Eleanor, this is my family.
‎-嗨 ‎-你好 -Hi. -Hello.
‎嗨 小可爱 Hi, cutie.
‎-哟 你来了 ‎-嗨 -Yo, you made it. -Hi.
‎你带来了泳衣 And you brought a bathing suit.
‎坐下 艾略特 Sit down, Elliot.
‎欣赏你 Appreciate you.
‎嗨 我是塔拉 她是梅根 她是蒙塔娜 Hi. I'm Tara. This is Meghan, Montana.
‎我喜欢你的帽子 ‎你在哪儿买的？能送我吗？ I love your hat. Where did you get it? Can I have it?
‎梅根 别吓她 -Meghan, don't scare her.
‎艾莉诺 加入我们吧 Eleanor, come join us.
‎来吧 Come on.
‎靠 好好享受 Shit. Get cozy.
‎太可爱了 This is so cute.
‎-对 ‎-谢谢 -Yeah. -Thanks.
‎我怎么不认识你？ Why don't I know you?
‎她是新来的 She's new.
‎但艾莉现在是我们的一员了 But Ellie's one of us now.
‎嗷 我喜欢 Aw, I love it.
‎看看这是谁 Look who it is.
‎你在跟踪我吗？ Are you stalking me?
‎是的 Yes.
‎之后我还想杀了你 And later I was gonna murder you.
‎真可爱 Cute.
‎我喜欢你的上衣 I like your shirt.
‎（美国和平队）
‎是不是还送了一包燕麦片 ‎和一双配套的沙滩鞋？ Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?
‎哇 我不知道 ‎你也参加了和平队的暑期班 Wow. I didn't realize that you also did the Peace Corps summer program.
‎我早该猜到的 ‎因为你看起来很乐于助人 I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others.
‎真会吐槽 Ooh. Solid burn.
‎你在迈阿密追到了很多海浪吗？ Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami?
‎这其实是卡莉莎的板子 It's, uh… it's actually Carissa's board.
‎我不知道她在那边 Oh. I didn't know she was over there.
‎嘿 女孩 Hey, girl.
‎她恨我 She hates me.
‎不 她觉得你其实根本不在乎农场 No. She thinks you just don't actually care about the farm.
‎什么？ What?
‎她怎么会这么想 罗斯？我爱农场 How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm.
‎好吧？那些根菜 ‎现在就像我的孩子一样 Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now.
‎该死… Shit, um…
‎-我昨天吃了一些你的孩子 ‎-不是吧 -I ate some of your kids yesterday. -No.
‎但它们很好吃 But they were delicious.
‎-连胡萝卜都吃了？ ‎-一个不剩 -Even the carrots? -Every last one of them.
‎太过分了 真是令人心碎 How dare you? Heartbreaking.
‎很高兴在农场之外见到你 So nice seeing you outside the farm.
‎再见 德莉亚 Bye, Drea.
‎我们之间的化学反应太棒了 Our chemistry was kind of incredible.
‎幸好我坐在毛巾上 Thank God I was sitting on a towel.
‎但我有工作要做 But I had a job to do.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎找到了 Bingo.
‎-你在这里做什么？ ‎-糟了 -What are you doing here? -Oh no.
‎我住在这里 I live here.
‎所以马克斯是… So, Max is…
‎我哥哥 My brother.
‎很不幸 Unfortunately.
‎你在参观时忽略了这一点 You neglected to mention that on your tour.
‎我更想称之为“俏皮地省略” Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."
‎在罗斯希尔待了三周 ‎你就有了全新的面貌呀？ Hmm. Three weeks at Rosehill, and you got a whole new look now, huh?
‎对 Yeah.
‎你不喜欢？ You not a fan?
‎不 我觉得很性感 No, I think it's hot.
‎只要你是为了自己 不是为了他们 As long as you did it for you and not them.
‎我看起来像那样吗？ Do I seem like that?
‎我不知道 I don't know.
‎这就是认识一个人令人激动的地方 That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.
‎你是一个谜团 直到你不是 You're a mystery until you're not.
‎我打算躲在放映室 ‎看一部戈达尔的电影 Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room and catch a Godard flick
‎如果你想摆脱这场无聊派对 if you want to… ditch the suck-fest.
‎也许？ Maybe?
‎我想 I do.
‎但我不该这么做 But I… shouldn't.
‎随便你 Suit yourself.
‎群交通常从日落开始 Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.
‎真的？ Really?
‎不是 No.
‎什么？我哥哥没那么爱玩 What? My brother is not that fun.
‎不过很高兴你感兴趣 Good to know you're down, though.
‎和酷小孩们好好享受吧 Enjoy the cool kids.
‎操 Fuck.
‎风景不错 马克斯 Nice view, Max.
‎（选张牌）
‎我的天 他在和照片墙女巫勾搭 Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎你觉得我们在没有她的情况下 ‎办这个派对很奇怪吗？ Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?
‎谁？ Who?
‎德莉亚 你问“谁”是什么意思？ Drea. What do you mean, "who"?
‎没什么 No.
‎嘿 马克斯 我们能谈谈吗？ -Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?
‎只是感觉怪怪的 你懂吗？ Just feels weird, you know?
‎我觉得你现在谈我的前任感觉很奇怪 To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.
‎她也是我最好的朋友 She was my best friend too.
‎但我们正要上床 而你要谈论德莉亚 But we're about to have sex, and you're talking about Drea.
‎感觉非常奇怪 Feels, like… very weird.
‎我们不会上床 你玩蛋去吧 祝你愉快 Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.
‎没关系 That's fine.
‎喂？ Hello?
‎有人吗？ Hello?
‎艾莉诺 -Eleanor.
‎-嘿 ‎-嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
‎嗨 Hi.
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎你在偷看我们吗？ Were you watching us?
‎没有 我刚才在这里 No. Um, I was in here,
‎然后你们进来了 ‎所以我就到里面去 and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.
‎我知道你在做什么 I know what you were doing.
‎如果可以的话 ‎我也会在我的派对上躲起来 I'd hide from my party too if I could.
‎没关系 It's all right.
‎来吧 我有个很酷的地方 Come on. I got a cool spot.
‎你会喜欢的 You'll like this.
‎告诉我一些别人不知道的你的事 Tell me something nobody knows about you.
‎我为什么要这么做？ Why would I do that?
‎因为… Because…
‎我有兴趣 I'm interesting,
‎而你想打动我 and you wanna impress me.
‎你想知道我最深、最黑暗的秘密吗？ You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?
‎是的 Yes.
‎这些东西我都不想要 I don't want any of this.
‎我很想带着我的相机在欧洲背包旅行 I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera.
‎毁掉我的整个人生 Just blow up my whole life.
‎我真的想 因为这些乱七八糟的东西 ‎都是在表演 I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative.
‎为了什么？ ‎为了让我成为高中最受欢迎的人？ And for what? So I can be the most popular guy in high school?
‎好恶 Yikes.
‎那你想成为什么？ Then what do you wanna be?
‎真正的答案是我不知道 The real answer is I don't know.
‎这也是我能给出的最差的答案 Which is about the worst answer I could give.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎但很真实 But it's true.
‎你说得对 我们都只是在表演 You're right. We're all just performing.
‎（艾莉诺：派对很棒… ‎挖到了马克斯的新黑料！）
‎（罗斯希尔农场）
‎这是违法的吧 This feels illegal.
‎不违法 我们在这里上学 It's not illegal. We go here.
‎只在工作日 On weekdays.
‎哎呀 Whoops.
‎马克斯的派对怎么样？ So, how was Max's party?
‎你知道吗？其实挺有趣的 You know what? It was actually really fun.
‎她们拍下了我跳进泳池的连环照片 They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.
‎我的天 ‎跳进泳池的连环照片 我能看看吗？ Oh my God. A boomerang of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it?
‎当然 Sure.
‎你不是去拍社交内容的 ‎你是去挖马克斯的黑料的 You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.
‎马克斯背着塔拉和阿莱格拉出轨 ‎我看到了他的短信 Max is cheating on Tara with Allegra. I saw his texts.
‎照片墙女巫？ The Instagram witch?
‎对 Yeah.
‎我的天 Oh my God.
‎艾莉诺 这太棒了 ‎姐妹 你干得漂亮 做得好 Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.
‎两秒钟前 你把我的手机扔进了土里 Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.
‎对 我现在又对你很满意 跟上节奏 Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up.
‎你把短信截图了吗？ Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?
‎还没有 Not yet.
‎生你气了 Mad at you.
‎你真的觉得卡莉莎在种毒品吗？ Do you really think Carissa's growing drugs?
‎因为我想毁掉她 ‎但我不想把她送进监狱 Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail.
‎首先 卡莉莎这个有钱的白人 ‎是不会蹲监狱的 First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.
‎其次 校长宁愿罗斯希尔灰飞烟灭 Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground
‎也不会让自己摊上毒品丑闻 ‎她就是那么一个狠角色 than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.
‎我想让她开着她的特斯拉撞我 ‎然后来回碾压我 I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.
‎我想让她把我当成标本娃娃一样 ‎把我塞满 I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll
‎然后把我像奖牌一样挂在她的墙上 and then mount me on her wall like a prize.
‎我想让她把我的尸体藏在树林里 I want her to hide my body in the woods
‎然后发起搜索行动 试图找到我 and then start the search party trying to find me.
‎说得好 Ooh. Good one.
‎我的天 Oh my fucking God.
‎卡莉莎 你这个坏女孩 Carissa, you bad girl.
‎现在怎么办？ So, um, what now?
‎我觉得很明显 I think it's pretty obvious.
‎我们把这些蘑菇 We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit
‎放进卡莉莎要为高四授戒晚宴准备的 ‎那些做作的菜肴里 Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,
‎给整个年级下药 dosing the entire class
‎以此揭发她是个骗子 and exposing her for the fraud that she is.
‎然后 在大家都嗨得不行的时候 Then, while everyone's tripping balls,
‎你偷走马克斯的手机 拿到那些短信 you steal Max's phone and get us those texts.
‎这可不明显 That was not obvious.
‎真的？ Really?
‎（冬天）
‎（高四授戒仪式） It's fine. I'm sure it's fine. All right, guys…
‎笑一个！ Smile!
‎艾莉诺！ Eleanor!
来一起拍张照吧！ Let's take a picture!
‎你最好笑一下 You better be smiling.
‎你们的高四学生主席有事要宣布 We have an announcement from your senior class president
‎欢迎马克斯布鲁萨德 Max Broussard.
‎嘿！ -Hey!
我们爱你，马克斯！ We love you, Max!
‎这就对了！ There we go!
‎谢谢 欢迎 高四生们 Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.
‎你这个帅气的混蛋 布鲁萨德！ You one handsome-looking son of a bitch, Broussard!
‎艾略特坦纳 女士们先生们 Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.
‎爱你 兄弟！ Love you, buddy!
‎不只是朋友 More than friends.
‎现在 Now,
‎当你们戴上这个戒指时 when you wear these rings,
‎我希望你们记住 ‎你们从这里汲取的所有教益 I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here.
‎我希望你们记住你们所建立的友谊 I want you to remember the friendships that you made,
‎你们对这个地方的回忆 your memories of this place.
‎当你们戴上这个戒指时 ‎我希望你们记住 你们是 When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are,
‎也永远会是… and you always will be…
‎罗斯希尔老虎 a Rosehill Tiger.
‎加油 老虎！ -Let's go, Tigers!
‎希望你们度过一个精彩的寒假 ‎非常美好的假期 Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.
‎快乐的新年假期 但首先… Happy New Year's. But first,
‎我要把这个舞台交给 ‎我们自己的名厨伊娜卡登 I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.
‎卡莉莎琼斯 大家欢迎 Carissa Jones, everyone.
‎大家好 Hi, everyone.
‎我很荣幸今晚为大家准备了这场盛宴 Uh, I am so honored to have made this feast
‎我希望你们喜欢 for you all tonight. I really hope you enjoy it.
‎通过这顿晚餐 ‎让我带你们踏上鲜味的旅程 And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.
‎-嘿 ‎-嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
‎你看起来很棒 You look great.
‎谢谢 Thanks.
‎你也把自己收拾得很干净 You, uh, clean up well yourself.
‎我知道 Oh. I know.
‎我真为你骄傲 今晚将是最棒的一晚 I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.
‎-谁想吃甜点？ ‎-我准备好吃甜点了 -Who wants dessert? -I'm ready for dessert.
‎一切还好吧？ Is everything okay?
‎嗯 没事 我很好 Yeah, no. I'm fine.
‎（艾莉诺：在老地方见）
‎我要去洗手间 -Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
‎艾莉诺？ Eleanor?
‎没成功！ It's not working!
‎没问题的 好吗？ ‎大家都吃了炖肉 会成功的 It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work.
‎该死 Shit. Shit. Shit.
‎我的天 贱人 起来 Oh my God! Bitch, get up.
‎你怎么了？别趴地上 太恶心了 What is wrong with you? Get off the floor. It's so gross.
‎还有别人也觉得奇怪吗？ Is anyone else feeling weird?
‎我觉得轻飘飘的 像只小蝴蝶 I feel floaty. I feel like a… like a little butterfly.
噢不 Oh no.
‎我的瞳孔好他妈大 -Please! -My pupils are fucking massive.
‎我的瞳孔巨大无比 -Please! -My pupils are huge.
‎有人能开门吗？ Can someone open up, please?
‎对不起 这里有人 我也不太舒服 Uh, I'm sorry. Someone's in here. I don't feel well either.
‎出问题了 Something's happening.
‎你和我们一起上学吗？ Do you go to school with us?
‎我的天 我们在学校里 Oh my God. We're at school.
‎我的天 我们去泳池里吧 Oh my God. Let's get in the water.
‎好耶！ Yeah!
感觉在漂浮！ It's levitating!
‎轻如羽毛 硬如木板 Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
‎罗斯 我觉得我们被下药了 Russ, I think we've been drugged.
‎-没啦 ‎-没有 我们在享受 莉莎 -Nah. -No, we vibin', 'Rissa.
‎你为什么不来接我？ Why can't you just come get me?
‎妈 拜托你快来接我！ ‎我不想待在这里！ Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here!
‎不 他们找不到马克斯 找不到 ‎不行 拜托 你是个漂亮的男孩 No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't. -Max? -No. You're a beautiful boy.
‎嘿 马克斯 Hey, Max.
‎不 别让蜘蛛进来 No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders.
‎我的天 你的手机上到处都是蜘蛛 Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone.
‎你好 我的技术小专家 -Hello there, my little tech whiz.
‎我看你拿到了马克斯的手机 I see you have Max's phone.
‎下载完了吗？ Is the download complete?
‎正在处理 复仇妈咪 It's processing, revenge mommy.
‎很好 Very good.
‎她来了 There she is.
‎我的英雄 My hero.
‎我的天 校长要去温室吗？ Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?
‎我向她匿名举报了 I anonymously tipped her off.
‎这叫双重保障 亲爱的 去查查 It's called double assurance, sweetie. Look it up.
‎你也吃了蘑菇吗？ Are you on mushrooms?
‎也许吧 Maybe.
‎你吃了吗？ Are you?
‎吃了 Yeah.
‎一个倒下了 One down.
‎还有一个 One to go.
‎你感觉很好吗？ Do you feel amazing?
‎非比寻常 Incredible.
‎我知道这很糟糕 I know it's bad,
‎但看着他们护送卡莉莎离开 but watching them escort Carissa away was, like,
‎是我人生中最棒的时刻之一 one of the best moments of my life.
‎对 格伦量都溢出来了 Yeah, the Glennergy really leapt out.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎你家非常温馨 Your house is, like…really cozy.
‎“温馨”只是“小”的一种好说法 "Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."
‎不 我真的没有那个意思 No, I… I really didn't mean it like that.
‎不 我知道 对不起 No, I know. I'm sorry.
‎我知道你没有 I know you didn't.
‎只是我以前非常害怕 I just used to be so afraid
‎塔拉她们发现我住在这里 of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived.
‎这很扭曲吧？她们曾是我最好的朋友 Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends.
‎嗯 但你的直觉是对的 Yeah, but your instincts were right.
‎我想是吧 I guess.
‎说起来 我准备好看那些短信了 Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.
‎你确定？ You sure?
‎好吧 Okay.
‎走吧 Let's go.
‎好吧 过来 All right. Come over here.
‎（发至莉莉）
‎（发至杰西卡）
‎（发至玛丽）
‎我的天 他和半个学校的女孩在出轨 Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.
‎这里有每个团体的女孩的短信 There are messages here from a girl in every clique.
‎可以追溯到好几年前 Goes back years.
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎你没事吧？ Are you okay?
‎没事 Yeah.
‎没事 我是说… Yeah. No, I mean…
‎马克斯是个骗人的垃圾 ‎所以他会出轨也不意外 …Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.
‎如果我们曝光这些短信 ‎大家都会知道他这么对待你 If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you.
‎很好 他会更没面子 Good. He'll look even worse.
‎我们应该在情人节曝光 大闹一场 We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.
‎在我面前 你不用强装坚强 You know you don't have to be brave with me.
‎这太难受了 This sucks.
‎难受也是可以的 It's allowed to suck.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎好吧 Fine.
‎难受死了 It sucks.
‎真的很难受 It really sucks.
‎你觉得我会感觉好些吗？ Do you think I'll feel better?
‎什么意思？ What do you mean?
‎我总是很生气 I'm just so angry all the time.
‎我的胸口有个疙瘩 There's this knot in my chest…
‎马克斯的事让它变得更严重了 但是… and the Max stuff made it worse, but…
‎疙瘩一直在那里 it's always been there.
‎每一天我都感觉它越来越紧实 And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.
‎我感觉它在勒我的脖子 And I feel like it's choking me.
‎有时候存在就是一种伤害 你懂吗？ Sometimes it just hurts to exist, you know?
‎我只想再次变得正常 I just wanna feel normal again.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎我完全懂你的意思 I know exactly what you mean.
‎过来 Come here.
‎我喜欢你 艾莉诺 I like you, Eleanor.
‎你就像我一样 You're just like me.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎没错 I am.
‎走开 Move.
‎再远一点 Further.
‎谢谢 -Thank you. -Okay, ready?
‎-好 准备好了吗？ ‎-开始 Go, go.
‎早上好 罗斯希尔的学生们 Good morning, Rosehill students.
‎空气中当然有爱的气息 Love is certainly in the air
‎毕竟情人节近在眼前 with Valentine's Day right around the corner.
‎今天 我们的嘉宾是梅根佩雷斯 Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,
‎两次全国学界新闻协会奖得主 two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner
‎以及《荆棘》杂志的编辑 and editor of The Thorn.
‎梅根 非常感谢你加入我们 Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.
‎这是我的荣幸 塔拉 The pleasure is all mine, Tara.
‎我很高兴我们能谈谈 ‎你在今天的《荆棘》中发布的文章 I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running in today's Thorn.
‎去年的公开袭击事件 ‎在校园内掀起了一股冲击波 Last year's public assault sent a shockwave through the campus.
‎作为一名记者 ‎我觉得这是能进一步探索的成熟空间 And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.
‎当我采访马克斯时 ‎我不确定他会作何感想 When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.
‎但他很配合 说出了自己的故事 But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.
‎我总是被他的力量震撼 I am constantly blown away by his strength.
‎我知道 他如此脆弱 如此诚实 I know. He was so vulnerable, so honest.
‎我迫不及待地 ‎想让大家看到这篇发人深省的文章 Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece.
‎嘿 Hey. Hey, hey.
‎怎么了？ What's up?
‎你还好吗？ You okay?
‎不太好 No, not really.
‎我今天早上也过得很不愉快 ‎我正在考虑逃课 Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself, and I was contemplating ditching.
‎如果我有同伴的话 会有趣得多 Would be a lot more fun if I had a mate.
‎同伴？ A mate?
‎对 我打算去兜风 Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride.
‎上路吧 Let's roll.
‎什么？ What?
‎罗斯 Russ.
‎这是什么地方？ What is this place?
‎我爸几年前买下了这间仓库 My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago
‎后来又不想要了 所以他就留给我了 and then decided he didn't want it, so he just left it with me.
‎等等 所以这整个仓库都是你的？ Wait. So, this entire warehouse belongs to you?
‎这叫艺术集合 It's an artist collective.
‎艺术？ Artist?
‎我不知道你是个艺术家 I didn't know you were an artist.
‎嗯 你也不爱问别人他们自己的事 Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves.
‎好吧 真没礼貌 Okay, rude.
‎但说得对 But fair.
‎那我们来这里做什么？ So, what are we doing here?
‎几年前 我父母离婚时 So a couple of years ago, when my parents were getting divorced,
‎我…觉得自己被夹在整件事中间 I… felt like I was caught in between the whole thing,
‎我非常生气 and… I was just really angry.
‎我发现朝这些画布甩颜料 But I found that throwing paint at these canvases
‎能很好地帮我释放我的愤怒 really helped me channel my rage.
‎自从卡莉莎被开除后 我经常来这里 I've been coming here a lot since… Carissa got expelled.
‎没有她 我过得很难受 It's been really tough for me without her.
‎我心想 你经历了那么多 And I thought, with everything you've been through,
‎也许这样对你也有帮助 maybe it could help you too.
‎我知道今年对你来说也不容易 I know this year hasn't been easy for you either.
‎你死定了 Oh, you're dead.
‎-杀了你！ ‎-不要 -Oh! Murder you! -No, no, no.
‎罗斯！ Russ!
‎好吧 我们来… Okay, okay. Let's make…
‎你感觉如何？ How're you feeling?
‎好多了 谢谢 Much better. Thank you.
‎高中太蠢了 我很期待能毕业 High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it.
‎嗯 我懂你 Yeah, I feel you.
‎你有什么计划？ So, what are your plans?
‎耶鲁大学 然后是哈佛法学院 Yale then Harvard Law.
‎这个组合真粗暴 That's a rough combo.
‎所以你是社会主义者？ Oh, so you're a socialist?
‎我只是说 不要把你的价值等同于 All I'm saying is, don't equate your worth
‎某些定义了什么是最好的古老想法 to some archaic idea of what the best means.
‎嘿，呃 Hey, um
‎我能说些会让你不舒服的话吗？ Can I say something that might make you very uncomfortable?
‎我想你现在不得不说 I guess you have to now.
‎我只想说我很抱歉 I just want to say I'm sorry.
‎关于你和马克斯的事 About what happened with Max.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎对我意义重大 It really means a lot.
‎你还好吗？ You good?
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎（艾莉诺列维坦： ‎马克斯的短信已蓄势待发）
‎（明天准备好）
‎现在有请 倡导女性身份的 ‎顺直男学生联盟创始人 And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard.
‎马克斯布鲁萨德
‎（我爱我）
‎谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
‎-爱你！ ‎-耶 宝贝 -Love you! -Yeah, baby.
‎谢谢你们 Thank you, guys.
‎我们联盟成员一直在理清头脑 So, we in the League, we've been trying to put our heads together
‎想办法让学校里的各位女士知道 to figure out a way to show all of you ladies at the school
‎你们对我们有多重要 how much you mean to us
‎更重要的是 我们有多尊重你们 and, more importantly, how much we respect you.
‎来吧 让我们为尊重女性鼓掌吧 Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!
抱歉 Sorry.
‎现在 大家都知道 ‎情人节本来就是父权制的产物 Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.
‎也是异性恋的专属 ‎而且坦白说 也让我们彼此隔离了 It is heteronormative, and, honestly, it's kind of isolating,
‎因为你的人生里 ‎不用非得有一个特别的人 because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life
‎让你有归属感 to feel included.
‎事实上 你人生里最特别的人就是你 In fact, the most special someone in your life is you.
‎-塞我的嘴 ‎-所以… -Gag me! -So…
‎我们觉得 We thought,
‎为什么不把这一天 ‎变成关于自爱的节日？ "Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"
‎还有… -And… and, uh…
‎所以我们有… So, we have…
‎还有… -And, uh…
我的天，他的短信！ Oh my God, his texts!
你在逗我吗？ Are you kidding me?
‎怎么回事？ What's going on?
‎你真是个烂人 You're terrible.
‎你看到了吗？ Did you see this?
‎我震惊了！这太令人震惊了！ I'm shocked! This is shocking news!
‎怎么回事？ What's going on?
‎真是个混蛋 对吧？ What an asshole, right?
‎我的天 Oh my God.
‎我的天 掩护我 Oh my God. Cover me.
‎令人震惊 我太震惊了！ Shocking! I'm shocked!
‎快掩护我 Cover me now.
‎女权主义者 放屁 对吧？ Feminist, my ass, you know?
‎-举高点 ‎-走吧 -Higher. -Let's go.
‎再高点 Higher.
‎不会有事的 It's gonna be okay.
‎掩护我 走！快点！ Cover me. Go! Go faster!
‎我们今晚就施咒 贱人们 We're casting spells tonight, bitches.
‎我听说事情是这样发生的 ‎是他的一个情人爆出来的 Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.
‎她发现他不仅藏了她这一个秘密情人 She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.
‎每个团体都有一个女孩和他上床 He's banging a girl in every clique.
‎看来马克斯的联盟只是演戏 Guess Max's allyship was an act.
‎禁止男人！ Ban men!
‎嘿 把这些撕掉 女士们 Hey, rip 'em up, ladies.
‎给我让开！ Get out of the way!
‎我们在图书馆 No, we're in the library.
‎这对我们都不利 我们怎么反转？ This is bad for us both. How do we spin this?
‎不 马克斯在他的安全空间 对 No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.
‎请让这件事消失 Please make this go away.
‎宝贝 我在和我爸的策略师打电话 Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist.
‎马克西姆斯 你没事吧？ Maximus, you okay?
‎请解决这件事 Fix it, please.
‎我的天 没错 太天才了 非常感谢 Oh my God. Yes, that's genius. Thank you so much.
‎好了 各位 计划是这样的 Okay, guys, here's the plan.
‎塔拉和马克斯 ‎在道德上不是一夫一妻制 Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.
‎他们是多元主义 They're poly.
‎说实话 各位 把自己束缚在 Honestly, y'all, it's kind of wack to bind yourself to some old-school ideas
‎我们认为感情应该是什么样的 ‎古老观念上真的很逊 of what we think relationships should look like.
‎各位 我们还年轻 ‎我们的性向是流动的 Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.
‎我们应该走出去 去舔屁股 老弟 -We should be out there eating ass, dawg. -Yeah.
‎他们超越异性恋结构的做法 It's actually super progressive of them
‎是非常先进的 你知道吗？ to transcend heteronormative structures, you know?
‎这里是美国 ‎我们想舔谁的屁股都行 各位 This is America. We finna eat any ass we want, y'all.
‎我想说的就是 加入其中 去舔屁股 Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.
‎而且如果他们是开放式关系 ‎也就是说… Also, if they're open, then that means…
我和马克斯有机会！ I have a shot with Max!
‎我和马克斯有机会！ I have a shot with Max!
‎我和马克斯有机会？ I have a shot with Max?
‎我和马克斯有机会 I have a shot with Max.
‎贱人 Bitch.
‎我和马克斯有机会！ I have a shot with Max!
‎他比我想象中更激进 He's actually more progressive than I thought.
‎我从来没怀疑过他 一秒也没有 I never doubted him, not for a second.
‎德莉亚 Drea.
‎校长让你去她办公室见她 The headmaster wants to see you in her office.
‎好 我马上过去 Okay, I'll be right there.
‎该死 -Fuck.
‎今天真是有趣的一天 It's been quite an interesting day.
‎我对拥有这种发现和培养人才的 ‎不可思议的能力 You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability
‎向来引以为豪 to spot and nurture talent.
‎也许不是直接培养 ‎但你知道 我能看出来 Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it,
‎然后我把培养工作委托出去 and then I delegate the nurturing.
‎读到你的申请论文时 ‎我心想：“这女孩就是未来 When I read your application essay, I thought, "This girl is the future."
‎这女孩很特别” "This girl is special."
‎我讨厌犯错 I hate being wrong.
‎你没犯错 You weren't wrong.
‎我只会在我特别生气的时候修剪盆景 I only trim my bonsai when I'm especially vexed.
‎可怜的东西今年见证了很多动荡 Poor thing has seen a lot of action this year
‎大部分都是因为你 due, in large part, to you.
‎它很快就要秃了 She's gonna be bald soon.
‎我刚刚和耶鲁大学的招生负责人 ‎杰西卡克朗 I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,
‎打完一通令人苦恼的电话 head of admissions for Yale.
‎这是耶鲁大学的事？ Oh, this is about Yale?
‎不然还能是什么？ What else would it be about?
‎没什么 我… Nothing. I…
‎等等 Wait.
‎耶鲁拒绝了我吗？ Did Yale reject me?
‎我试图改变她的想法 I tried to turn her.
‎但你的成绩下滑了 ‎你没有任何课外活动 But your grades have slipped, your extracurricular is nonexistent,
‎然后雪上加霜的是 and the icing on this unsavory cake,
‎有人给她发了《荆棘》的那篇文章 ‎详细介绍了你对布鲁萨德先生的攻击 someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.
‎真是三连冠 It's quite the trifecta.
‎不 都还没到四月 就是… No, no, no. It's not even April yet. Like, I…
‎我还能扭转局面 ‎我只是…今年…我分心了… I can turn this around. I just… This year is… I've been distracted--
‎不管让你分心的是什么 ‎我希望这值得你赌上未来 Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.
‎因为这就是你付出的代价 Because that's what it cost you.
‎我可以走了吗？ Can I please be excused?
‎可以 Yup.
‎我觉得再度被侵犯了 I felt violated all over again.
‎只有一个人 ‎会如此丧心病狂地发出那篇文章 There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.
‎很显然 马克斯在狩猎我 以此为乐 It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport.
‎耶鲁大学是阻止我 ‎给他致命一击的唯一原因 Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,
‎但现在是开放季节了 but it was open season now.
‎没什么能阻止我了 I had nothing holding me back,
‎我准备好将一切燃烧殆尽了 and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.
‎我的天 对不起 我们可以再试一次 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. We can try again.
‎耶鲁拒绝了我 Yale rejected me.
‎不 别这样 别同情我 -No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.
‎还有绝对不要碰我 And definitely don't touch me.
‎天啊 -God.
‎不只是马克斯 是他们所有人 It's not just Max. It's all of them,
‎塔拉 梅根 蒙塔娜 艾略特 Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.
‎每一个曾经和我是朋友的 ‎信托基金混蛋们 Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,
‎马克斯毁了我的人生时 ‎他们全都袖手旁观 they just stood by while Max ruined my life.
‎我失去了一切 艾莉诺 I've lost everything, Eleanor.
‎他妈的一切！ Fucking everything!
‎你在说什么？你想修理他们所有人？ What are you saying? You want to go after all of them?
‎是的 Yes.
‎是的 我就是这个意思 Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.
‎他们需要认识到 ‎他们对我做的事所造成的后果 They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.
‎夺走我的社交地位就算了 Taking away my social status, that's one thing.
‎但夺走耶鲁？ But taking away Yale?
‎他们必须付出代价 Oh. They have to pay.
‎他们所有人 All of them.
‎-妈的 ‎-所以… -Fuck. -So, um…
‎你想怎么做？ What do you wanna do?
‎拜托告诉我 ‎你至少申上了一所常春藤盟校 Please tell me you got into at least one Ivy.
‎布朗和哥伦比亚 贱人们 Brown and Columbia, bitches.
‎要不要告诉她？ Should we tell her?
‎告诉我什么？ Tell me what?
‎每年都有一场盛大的派对 Every year, there's this epic party.
‎叫做入校派对 It's called the Admissions Party.
‎一个彻底放荡的夜晚 A night of pure debauchery.
‎没有社交媒体 没有手机 No social media. No phones.
‎从日落到日出 手机都要交到入口处 Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup.
‎全方位的疯狂 It's all-out madness.
‎这是罗斯希尔的高四传统 It's a Rosehill senior tradition.
‎入场的唯一方式就是 ‎你的常春藤录取通知书 And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter.
‎你要一一揭发那些两面三刀的混蛋 You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes
‎毁掉他们的未来 and destroy their futures.
‎马克斯怎么办？ -What about Max?
‎我们要杀了他 -We're gonna kill him.
‎你开玩笑的吧？ You're not serious?
‎我当然是开玩笑的 -No, I'm not fucking serious.
‎但马克斯是我的 But Max is mine.
‎我要让他彻底承认 I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all
‎他泄露了那个视频 that he leaked that video.
‎让他不能再扭转局面 Something he can't spin his way out of.
‎怎么样 伙伴？ What do you say, pal? Hmm?
‎准备好拉他们下马了吗？ Ready to take them down?
‎我加入 I'm in.
‎剧透警告 德莉亚失控了 Spoiler alert, Drea snapped.
‎她失去耶鲁大学时 ‎一片乌云笼罩了我们的友谊 When she lost Yale, a dark cloud settled over our friendship.
‎她只在乎一件事 复仇 She only cared about one thing, revenge.
‎-派对在哪里开？ ‎-马克斯租了一栋房子 -Where's the party happening? Max rented a house.
‎-我还没拿到地址 ‎-老弟 -I don't have the address yet. -Bro.
‎不过明天是我的生日 ‎你想一起做点什么吗？ My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?
‎嗯 当然 拿到地址 Yeah, sure. Get the address.
‎我很高兴你愿意一起玩 I'm really glad you were down to hang.
‎你的社交日程很满 You have quite the social calendar.
‎嗯 奇怪的一年 Yeah, it's been a weird year.
‎（德莉亚：你在哪儿？喂 打给我）
‎（你为什么不回我？）
‎嘿 你没事吧？怎么了？ Hey, are you okay? What's going on?
‎我感觉自己 ‎从内到外被活生生地吃掉了 I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.
‎你有没有看着周围心想： ‎“我怎么来到这里的？” You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"
‎嗯 一直都会 Yeah. All the time.
‎你最近常和一群不好惹的人在一起 You run with a pretty intense crowd these days.
‎我对此和你一样惊讶 It's as surprising to me as it is to you.
‎你今年也改变了很多 You've also had quite the change this year.
‎新的衣服 染了金发 -The new fits, blond hair. -Hmm.
‎很好看 别误会 It's rad. Don't get me wrong.
‎但我还是很喜欢 ‎开学第一天认识的那个艾莉诺 But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.
‎我觉得她真的很不错 I think she's really something.
‎对不起 ‎以前的艾莉诺现在不能接电话 I'm sorry. The old Eleanor can't come to the phone right now.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎因为她死了 -'Cause she's dead.
‎不是啦 但这些东西 都只是一副铠甲 Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.
‎你知道吗？ You know?
‎比如 我现在的铠甲就是 ‎看上去很有自我安全感的样子 Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,
‎在现实中 我不在乎任何事的样子 when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing
‎只是一个 ‎不让任何人看出我其实很在乎的幌子 is just a front so no one can tell I actually care so much.
‎真的 Seriously.
‎我真的很喜欢你 I really like you.
‎我想告诉你一切 I wanna tell you everything.
‎我也很喜欢你 I really like you too.
嘘 -Shh.
‎德莉亚？ -Drea?
‎里面有人吗？ Is there someone there?
‎惊喜！ Surprise!
‎-我的天！ ‎-嘿！ -Oh my fucking God! -Hey!
‎-生日快乐！ ‎-生日快乐！ -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
‎-你吓到我了 ‎-你没事吧？ -You scared me. -You all right?
‎-你要捅死我们？ ‎-不 我不会的… -You gonna shank us? -Oh no. I wouldn't--
‎这是我的生日派对？ This is my birthday party?
‎生日快乐 Happy birthday.
‎-给你 ‎-我真不敢相信你这么做了 -Here you go. -I can't believe you did this.
‎-你这么做是为了我？ ‎-当然 你是我们的朋友 -You did this for me? -Of course. You're our friend.
‎在一个令人震惊的转折中 In a shocking twist of events,
‎事实证明 我以为我讨厌的一切 ‎正是我一直想要的 it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.
‎当然 一开始是为了 ‎潜入马克斯的团体 帮助德莉亚 Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.
‎但此时此刻 ‎我只觉得自己被朋友围绕着 But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,
‎我试图毁掉他们的生活 ‎却得到了他们这些朋友 and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives.
‎让他们看看你的绝招 摆好姿势！ -Oh! Okay. -Show what you got. Pose it up!
‎-对！ ‎-来吧 -Yeah! -Come on.
‎艾莉诺真的惹我生气了 Eleanor was really pissing me off.
‎我们已经计划好了 ‎我帮她得到了她想要的 We made this plan. I helped her get what she wanted,
‎现在轮到我的时候 她无视了我？ and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?
‎你的脑瓜里在想什么？ -What's going on in that head of yours? -Hmm?
‎没什么 -Hmm? -Nothing.
‎过来 Come here.
‎我只是需要从压力中转移注意力 I just need a little distraction from all the stress.
‎好 Okay.
‎我可以做到 I can do that.
‎该死 Fuck.
‎太棒了 So good.
‎是寿星女 我们玩得很开心 It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time.
‎我高潮了 我们去一个派对吧 -I came. Let's go to a party.
‎我从没玩过三人行 Never have I ever had a threesome.
‎生日快乐 艾莉诺 Happy birthday, Eleanor.
‎德莉亚来了 Drea's here.
‎我的天 Oh my God.
‎她来这里干什么？ What is she doing here?
‎我不知道你认识德莉亚 I didn't know you knew Drea.
‎我们一起上过几节课 We have a couple classes together.
‎你来这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
‎你说什么呢？ What do you mean?
‎我在蒙塔娜的快拍上看到了派对 ‎她还是我的亲密好友 I saw the party on Montana's Story. She still has me on Close Friends.
‎那肯定是搞错了 Well, I'm sure that's by mistake.
‎敌意好大 我在挥白旗了 马克斯 So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max.
‎听着 我们不能把这些丑事抛开吗？ Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside?
‎你说你没有泄露那个视频 I mean, you said you didn't leak the video,
‎我相信你 ‎那我们为什么还要吵架 对吧？ and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right?
‎对 Yeah.
‎-对 你说得对 ‎-很好 -Yeah, you're right. -Great.
‎我很高兴你来了 德莉 玩得开心点 I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.
‎马克斯 Max.
‎罗斯 Russ.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎气氛真欢乐 Ooh. Such a fun vibe.
‎我能借用一下这位寿星女吗？ Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec?
‎你家真可爱 Your house is so cute.
‎来吧 带我转转 我仿佛都不认识你了 Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.
‎我觉得你处理得很好 Well, I think you handled that very well.
‎她怎么会有这里的地址？ How does she even have this address?
‎好问题 Good question.
‎入场不错 Nice entrance.
‎嗯 外套不错 Yeah? Nice jacket.
‎这是礼物 It was a gift.
‎我不敢相信 你觉得在做什么？ I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing?
‎你不回我的短信 You don't answer my texts.
‎你又觉得你在做什么？ ‎你直接来了我家 你没事吧？ What do you think you're doing? You come to my house. Are you okay?
‎你呢？ Are you?
‎因为我担心的是你 艾莉诺 Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.
‎那些人根本不在乎你 ‎他们不是你的朋友 Those people do not care about you. They're not your friends.
‎你就为这个？ ‎你嫉妒我和你的旧朋友在一起？ Oh, is that what this is about? You're jealous I'm with your old friends?
‎你还记得今天是我的生日吗？ Did you even remember that it was my birthday?
‎不记得 好吧？我不记得 ‎妈的 我又怎么会知道？ No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?
‎因为我昨天告诉你了 ‎因为我们一整年都待在一起 Because I told you yesterday. Because we spent an entire year together.
‎我的天 你好可悲 ‎你看不出来他在干什么吗？ Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing?
‎这些都不是真的 ‎这个派对？他在控制你 姐妹 None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude.
‎一旦你对他们没用了 ‎里面的每一个人都会立刻抛弃你 Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.
‎你又有什么不同吗？ Are you any different?
‎至少和马克斯在一起 ‎我还得到了一个生日派对 At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.
‎等等 你不是喜欢他吧？ Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?
‎因为是他泄露的那个视频 艾莉诺 Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.
‎他泄露了那个视频 He leaked that video.
‎你确定吗？ Are you sure?
‎根本没有证据 There's never been any evidence.
‎收回你的话 Take that back.
‎不 No.
‎我打从心底里对你说 I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
‎去你的 艾莉诺 Fuck you, Eleanor!
‎回家吧 德莉亚 Go home, Drea.
‎嘉比 Gabbi.
‎你听到了吗？ Did you overhear that?
‎对不起 德莉亚… I'm sorry. Drea is--
‎嗯 我知道德莉亚 Yeah, I know Drea.
‎还有… And…
‎我爱我哥哥 I love my brother.
‎但…你知道他泄露了那个视频 But… you know he leaked that video.
‎你在外面说了一些很操蛋的事 You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.
‎事情很复杂 It's complicated.
‎嘿 我想我们解开了艾莉诺的谜团 ‎对吧？ Hey, I guess we solved the mystery of Eleanor, though, right?
‎这不再是你的铠甲了 这就是你 This isn't your armor anymore. It's just you.
‎操 不敢相信我看错了 Fuck, I can't believe I was wrong.
‎还是祝你生日快乐 回头见 Happy birthday, though. I'll see you around.
‎保罗汽修 -Paul's Auto.
‎你好 我的天 真高兴你们还在营业 Hi. Oh my God. I'm so happy you're still open.
‎我是德莉亚托雷斯 今年早些时候 ‎你修好了我的蓝绿色三菱车 Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.
‎我赶着去接我妈妈 ‎但我的车不能发动 I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,
‎我担心是同样的问题 and I'm worried it's the same issue.
‎对 上次有人把你的火花塞拔掉了 Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug.
‎所以才不能发动 That's why it wouldn't start.
‎等等 什么？ Wait. What?
‎为什么会有人这么做？ ‎火花塞值钱吗？ Why would someone do that? Are they worth something?
‎大概值20美元 They're worth about 20 bucks.
‎可能是有人在耍你 Someone was probably messing with you.
‎你有会修车的嫉妒的前男友吗？ You got a jealous ex-boyfriend who can fix cars?
‎（艾莉诺）
‎差不多吧 Something like that.
‎只有一个办法可以查清楚 There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.
‎只有一个女孩有我需要的信息 I needed information only one girl would have.
‎不是艾瑞卡诺曼 And it wasn't Erica Norman,
‎那个据称 ‎在网球夏令营被我陷害的女孩 the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp.
‎这真是个有趣的惊喜 This was just a fun surprise.
‎德莉亚 Drea.
‎我讨厌惊喜 I hate surprises.
‎艾瑞卡 Erica.
‎哇 嗨 Wow, hi.
‎你好吗 姐妹？ How are you, girl?
‎你知道的 我被赶出了网球夏令营 You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎丢掉了斯坦福的奖学金 Lost my scholarship to Stanford
-‎我还真的染上了可卡因 -真糟 -and I developed an actual coke problem. -Oh no.
‎-你来这里干什么？ ‎-我是来见一个朋友的 -So what are you doing here? -I came to see a friend.
‎我很高兴能见到你 You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,
‎因为我的康复计划的其中一步 'cause…one of the steps in my recovery program
‎就是补偿被我伤害过的人 is to make amends with the people who I've hurt.
‎德莉亚… So…Drea…
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎德莉亚 Drea, Drea, Drea.
‎嗯 Yep.
‎我打从心底里对你说… From the bottom of my heart…
‎我别无所求 I wish you nothing
‎只希望你 but the worst
‎在你可悲的余生中一败涂地 for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.
‎还有… And…
‎我喜欢你的耳坠 I love your ear balls.
‎我很喜欢 I love them.
‎谢谢 -Thank you.
‎她在下一层等你 She's waiting for you on the lower level.
‎很好 Great.
‎艾瑞卡 Erica…
‎很高兴见到你 So good to see you.
‎坚持住 好吗？ -Hmm. -Hang in there, okay?
‎睁着一只眼睡觉吧 贱人 Sleep with one eye open, bitch.
‎-艾瑞卡 请回到手工课 ‎-我他妈来了！ -Erica, return to craft time. -I'm fucking coming!
‎德莉亚 Drea.
‎我想和你谈谈艾莉诺列维坦 I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan.
‎她这一年都没搭理我 She's been ignoring me all year.
‎我差点没认出她 I almost didn't recognize her.
‎她明显还记得你 She certainly remembers you.
‎很难忘记你第一次喜欢的人 It's kind of hard to forget your first crush.
‎她是我的第一个女朋友 ‎那时她还叫诺拉 She was sort of my first girlfriend back when she went by Nora.
‎诺拉？ Nora?
‎对 诺拉 Yeah, Nora.
‎她整了鼻子 还改了名字 She had the nose job and the name change,
‎不过 我觉得都很适合她 but hey, I think they're both working for her.
‎整鼻子？ Nose job?
‎等等 她告诉我 ‎你传出了一些关于她的操蛋谣言 Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her
‎你说她吻了你 你几乎毁了她的人生 that she kissed you and that you literally destroyed her life.
‎-她跟你说是我干的？ ‎-对 -She told you that I did that? -Mm-hmm.
‎这太奇怪了 其一 她说是我干的 That is so weird. First, that she told you it was me,
‎其二 你没有立刻说她在扯淡 and second, that you didn't immediately call bullshit.
‎我为什么要说这是扯淡？ Why would I call bullshit?
‎你真的不记得了？ You seriously don't remember?
‎德莉亚 传出那个谣言的就是你 Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.
‎什么？ What?
‎对 艾莉诺就是诺拉卡特勒 Yeah, Eleanor is Nora Cutler
‎日间夏令营的那个 from day camp.
‎大鼻子诺拉卡特勒 Nosy Nora Cutler.
‎我的天！大鼻子诺拉 Oh my God! Nosy Nora.
‎对了 她向我出柜 Yeah, she came out to me,
‎然后我… and I…
‎我… I…
‎她告诉大家我试图推倒并强吻她 She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her.
‎她把我变成了一个捕食者 She turned me into this predator.
‎我不想让她付出代价 I don't wanna make her pay.
‎我想让她彻底毁灭 I wanna burn her to the ground.
‎操 Oh fuck.
‎你不能整个夏天都这样坐着 ‎不能再这样 You can't sit around like this all summer. Not again.
‎（见见罗斯希尔的女王蜂 ‎德莉亚托雷斯）
‎妈？ Mom?
‎网球夏令营怎么样？ What about tennis camp?
‎在棕榈滩？ In Palm Beach?
‎（艾瑞卡 你看了吗？ ‎网球教练性爱视频！）
‎下一个 Next up.
‎我来 I'll go.
‎我希望我们可以雇人来打倒他们 I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.
‎什么？操蛋版的跑腿兔？ What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?
‎没错 Exactly.
‎听着 这是不是有点疯狂？当然 Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.
‎但我是个少女 我们是神经病 But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths.
‎授戒晚餐后 我决定取消一切行动 After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.
‎德莉亚似乎真的变了 我不想伤害她 Drea really seemed like she'd changed, and I didn't wanna hurt her.
‎她成了我的朋友 She was becoming my friend.
‎但在她闯入我的生日派对后 But after she kamikazed into my birthday party,
‎我发现德莉亚没有改变 I realized Drea hadn't changed.
‎她还是我十三岁时遇见的那个贱女孩 She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,
‎所有报应都是她应得的 and she deserved everything that was coming for her.
‎妈 Mom.
‎嗨 朋友 Hi, friend.
‎对不起 你今天过得很辛苦吗？ Oh. I'm sorry. Did you have a tough day? Your mom had an emergency shift,
‎这太悲伤了 所以我给你做了晚餐 And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.
‎说不定你下毒了 诺拉 You probably poisoned it, Nora.
‎你还记得艾瑞卡诺曼吗？ So, do you remember Erica Norman?
‎你当然记得 Of course you do.
‎我在照片墙上关注了她 Well, I follow her on Instagram,
‎她今天在康复中心 ‎发布了一条特有趣的快拍 and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.
‎我知道艾瑞卡和卡莉莎都在康复中心 I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa,
‎你妈妈有紧急值班 ‎她说你会一个人吃晚餐 and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.
‎你还叫我诺拉 and you're calling me Nora.
‎这么说 真相大白了？ So, is the cat out of the bag?
‎滚出我家 Get out of my house.
‎我想也是！ Thought so!
‎抱歉 烧焦的这盘给你 Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.
‎我有一个非常令人兴奋的消息 So, I have some really exciting news.
‎整件事 我们一起做的所有事 This whole thing, everything that we've been doing,
‎我一直占着上风 I've had the upper hand the entire time.
‎我得说 你把事情变得挺简单的 You made this pretty easy, I gotta say.
‎但这就是关键 But that's the thing.
‎自恋狂忙着考虑自己… Narcissists are too focused on themselves…
‎…才不会想到他们被耍了 …to realize they're being played.
‎你永远也逃不过这件事 You'll never get away with this.
‎诺拉 Nora.
‎冲着我来 Coming after me,
‎这么做可不太好看 the optics of that aren't great.
‎有钱的白人女孩 ‎毁了拿奖学金的有色人种学生的人生 Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color.
‎你戏好多 Oh, you're so dramatic.
‎坐下 Sit down.
‎现在我说了算 I'm in charge now.
‎你让我无缘无故毁了卡莉莎 You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.
‎她说你们其实很喜欢彼此 And she said you guys actually liked each other.
‎我确实喜欢卡莉莎 I did like Carissa.
‎你把我变成女同疯子时 她吓坏了 She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper
‎在我最需要她的时候 ‎她立刻跳回了柜子里 that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.
‎你也很清楚 ‎谣言可不是一句无害的评论 As you well know, rumors are not harmless little comments.
‎一个人当面说点什么 ‎另一个人在网上重复 Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online,
‎然后就越滚越大 ‎最后无时无刻不跟着你 and then it just grows and grows and grows until it follows you wherever you are.
‎我吃不下 I didn't eat.
‎睡不着 I didn't sleep anymore.
‎我的父母不得不送我去治疗中心 My parents had to send me to a treatment center.
‎太丢脸了 It was embarrassing.
‎最糟糕的是… And the worst part
‎你甚至不记得对我做过这样的事 is you don't even remember doing this to me.
‎我给你说了来龙去脉 I told you the entire story,
‎你都不知道我说的是你 and you didn't know I was talking about you.
‎如果我记得呢？ What if I had remembered?
‎“如果” "What if? What if? What if? What if?"
‎我最希望的就是你记得 但你不记得 I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.
‎我也知道你不会记得 And I knew you wouldn't.
‎这场游戏怎么样才能结束 诺拉？ Where does this game end, Nora?
‎我失去了耶鲁 ‎你已经不能从我这里夺走什么了 I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.
‎根本不对 ‎我很确定你会考上相当好的大学 I mean, that's simply not true. I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college.
‎我会保证你将永远被你的痛苦纠缠 I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck with your pain forever
‎因为我知道我被我的痛苦纠缠着 because I know that I'm stuck with mine.
‎这就像我们自己的友情纹身 It'll be like our very own version of friendship tattoos.
‎只是伴随着创伤 Except, you know, with trauma.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎计划是这样的 So, here's the plan.
‎你要回到你的朋友身边 You're gonna get back in with your little friends,
‎你要参加入校派对 and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,
‎你要让他们做出最疯狂的事 and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.
‎在一切被泄露出去后 And when it all gets leaked,
‎信息会追溯到你电脑上的IP地址 it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.
‎他们倒台 你也倒台 They go down. You go down.
‎如此简单 如此有趣 So simple, so fun.
‎只是我不能参加入校派对 ‎因为我没申上耶鲁 记得吗？ Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember?
‎饶了我吧 德莉亚 Give me a break, Drea.
‎我刚刚执行了 ‎一个精心策划的复仇计划 I mean, I just executed an elaborate revenge plan.
‎你以为我没办法 ‎造一封假的录取邮件吗？ You think that I can't doctor an admissions email?
‎如果你想毁了我 诺拉 If you want to ruin me, Nora,
‎你就去做吧 go ahead.
‎我不会帮你 I'm not helping you.
‎我就担心你会这么固执 I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,
‎这让我想到了你妈妈 and got me thinking about your mom.
‎我最近发现陷害别人身上有毒品 ‎简直易如反掌 I've recently learned that it's incredibly easy to frame people for having drugs on them.
‎对了 这还得谢谢你 Thanks for that, by the way.
‎你觉得怎么样？ So, what do you think?
‎先不谈这一切都是针对你的 Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you,
‎我让复仇妈咪骄傲了吗？ did I make revenge mommy proud?
‎对了 Oh, by the way,
‎我告诉了罗斯你对卡莉莎做了什么 I, uh, told Russ what you did to Carissa.
‎再见 Bye.
‎罗斯？ Russ?
‎听着 我不知道艾莉诺对你说了什么 ‎但我保证我可以解释 好吗？ Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay?
‎我别无选择 ‎我在卡莉莎的晚餐里下药的唯一原因 I had no choice. The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner
‎是因为我真心以为… is because I genuinely thought--
‎哇 德莉亚 慢慢说 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drea, slow down.
‎你在说什么？我没和艾莉诺聊过 What are you talking about? I haven't talked to Eleanor.
‎什么？ What?
‎德莉亚？ Drea?
‎德莉亚！ Drea!
‎喂？ Hello?
‎嗨 Hi.
‎你感觉如何？ How are you feeling?
‎我没事 I'm okay.
‎你和艾莉诺谈过了吗？ Did you talk to Eleanor?
‎听着 我不知道她对你说了什么 Look, I don't know what she told you,
‎但复仇这件事有我的份就有她的份 but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.
‎卡莉莎的事我很抱歉 ‎我以为她伤害了艾莉诺 And I'm sorry about Carissa. I… I thought she hurt Eleanor.
‎自首吧 Turn yourself in.
‎好 Right.
‎你不明白 You don't understand.
‎你知道我自首的话会怎么样吗？ Do you know what would happen to me if I turn myself in?
‎我不是卡莉莎 罗斯 I'm not Carissa, Russ.
‎我不会被送去什么豪华的水疗中心 I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa.
‎我很清楚你和卡莉莎的区别 I am very aware of the differences between you and Carissa,
‎但你决定给全年级下药 but you decided to drug the entire class.
‎还有马克斯手机上的那些短信… ‎你应该比任何人都清楚 And those texts on Max's phone… You more than anyone should know
‎自己的信息被这样泄露有多侵犯隐私 how violating it is to have your information leaked like that.
‎-他活该 ‎-不 没说他 -He deserved it. -No, not him.
‎你暴露出来的那些可怜女孩 ‎受到了间接伤害 All those poor girls you exposed that ended up collateral damage.
‎你有为自己以外的人想过吗？ Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
‎我真的希望我们能成 I really wanted this to work,
‎但就是不行 but it just doesn't.
‎他刚刚跟你分手了？ Did he just break up with you?
‎对不起 真让人伤心 I'm sorry. That's sad.
‎你喜欢这个气球吗？ Do you like this balloon?
‎我在这个和艾莎之间纠结 I was deciding between this and Elsa,
‎但我想到你应该不喜欢艾莎 but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person.
‎不过你倒是个冰冷的贱人 Although, you are a frigid bitch.
‎你是个神经病 You're a psycho.
‎彼此彼此 It takes one to know one.
‎抱歉我开车撞了你 I'm sorry that I hit you with my car.
‎我时速不到32公里 ‎只是轻轻碰了一下 I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap.
‎这只是最后一块拼图 It was just the last piece of the puzzle.
‎马克斯他们绝不会 ‎就这么让你回到他们之中 Max and them, they were never just gonna let you back into their group.
‎我需要给他们一个这么做的理由 I needed to give them a reason to.
‎你也知道 And you know…
‎没什么比把别人的悲剧变成自己的事 ‎更让空虚的人喜欢的了 …there's nothing vapid people love more than making other people's tragedies about them.
‎别哭 Oh, don't cry.
‎没事的 It's all right.
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎我真希望事情能不一样 I wish it could have been different.
‎真的 Truly.
‎我成功了 I did it.
‎很快 德莉亚就会被毁灭 Soon, Drea would be annihilated.
‎本该让人激动的事变得恶臭 ‎我很迷茫 What should have felt exhilarating just felt rotten. I… I was so lost.
‎我几乎认不出自己 看看我 I barely recognized myself. I mean, look at me.
‎在我开车撞了德莉亚后 我换装了 I did a costume change after I hit Drea with my car,
‎但现在太晚了 but it was just too late now.
‎唯一的出路就是挺过去 The only way out was through.
‎闭嘴 Shut up.
‎（塔拉：我的天 德莉亚！ ‎你还好吗 宝贝？）
‎（梅根：坚强点 德莉亚！）
‎（蒙塔娜：我能去看你吗？）
‎（艾略特：什么鬼 希望你没事）
‎（马克斯：塔拉告诉我发生了什么）
‎（马克斯：想着你）
‎你怎么知道我会在这里？ How did you know I'd be here?
‎这里是我们的老地方 This was our spot.
‎我只是觉得今年应该让给你 I just figured that you should have it this year.
‎你更需要 You needed it more.
‎谢谢 Thank you for that.
‎你还好吗？ How are you doing?
‎我很好 I'm great.
‎嗯 好得不得了 Yeah, I'm having a blast.
‎我想你了 I miss you.
‎我今年做了很糟糕的选择 I made some really bad choices this year.
‎我让社交政治 I let social politics overcomplicate things
‎把本来非常简单的事搞得很复杂 that should have been extremely simple.
‎我不该在你出意外后才认识到这一点 ‎我很抱歉 It shouldn't have taken an accident for me to realize that, and I'm sorry.
‎我知道你听我这么说会让我滚蛋 ‎但是… I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but…
‎我觉得你很幸运 I think you're lucky.
‎什么？ What?
‎你脱身了 You got out.
‎你自由了 德莉亚 You're free, Drea.
‎我并不觉得自由 I don't feel free.
‎我感觉自己被车撞了 I feel like I got hit by a car.
‎等等 我确实被撞了 Oh, wait. I did.
‎我放弃了 I give up.
‎我受够了 I'm done.
‎对不起 但是不行 I'm sorry, but no. Nope.
‎你是他妈的德莉亚托雷斯 You're Drea fucking Torres.
‎你就是那个教会我 ‎什么是不屈不挠的力量的女孩 You're the girl who taught me what it means to be an indomitable force.
‎我拒绝相信那个女孩死了 I refuse to believe that girl's dead!
‎她没死 She's not dead.
‎来参加入校派对吧 Come to the Admissions Party
‎让罗斯希尔的所有人知道 ‎坏婊子是什么样的 and show everybody at Rosehill what a bad bitch looks like.
‎（春天）
‎（上交电子设备 放纵你的恶习）
‎我有礼物给你 I have a present for you.
‎那朵胸花上有个摄像头吗？ Is there a camera on that brooch?
‎对 Yeah.
‎但它和你的裙子很搭 所以… But it matches your dress, so…
‎不客气 You're welcome.
‎别忘了 诺拉 Don't forget, Nora.
‎我创造了你 I created you,
‎我也能轻易毁掉你 and I can just as easily destroy you.
‎哟 来了一位梅威瑟… Yo, we got Mayweather…
‎哟 梅威瑟大战罗根2.0上演了 Yo, we got Mayweather-Logan part 2.0.
‎如果是一样的结局 我会很生气的 I'd be very mad if this ends like that.
‎有人想吸K粉吗？ Does anybody want to do some K?
‎-有 ‎-给我 -Oh yes. -Gimme.
‎拜托 给我 Please. Gimme, gimme.
‎-德莉亚？ ‎-我不用 -Drea? -I'm good.
‎来嘛 吸一点 Come on. Have some.
‎不用了 No, I'm good.
‎来吧 德莉 Come on, Dre.
‎吸点K粉 别这么死板 Do some K. Don't be a narc.
‎各位 我们好好看看艾莉诺吧？ You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now?
‎你好漂亮 -You are so pretty.
‎艾莉诺很漂亮吧？ Isn't Eleanor so pretty?
‎-是的 ‎-真漂亮 -Yes. -So pretty.
‎我爱艾莉诺 I love Eleanor.
‎你真漂亮 You're so pretty.
‎我也是 So do I.
‎-艾莉诺 你好坏 ‎-嗯 -Eleanor, you're so bad. -Yeah.
‎两个布鲁萨德你都要钓吗？ You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?
‎我以为你喜欢嘉比 I thought you were into Gabbi.
‎什么？ What?
‎你喜欢我妹妹吗？ Do you like my sister?
‎不 我… No. I…
‎对 ‎-好耶！ -Yeah. -Yes!
我的天！ ‎Oh my God!
‎典型的艾莉诺 充满了惊喜 -Classic Eleanor. So full of surprises.
‎你们知不知道艾莉诺以前叫诺拉 Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,
‎她和我还有塔拉 ‎一起去了大海滩日间夏令营？ and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?
‎-你记得吗？ ‎-什么？ -Do you remember? -What?
‎你不记得了？ No? You don't remember?
‎她看起来确实有点不一样 Well, I guess she looked a little different.
‎这样吧 Here.
‎现在呢？眼熟吗？ How about now? Look familiar?
‎我的天！ Oh my God!
‎-我的天 ‎-我们以前叫她大鼻子诺拉 -Oh my God. -We used to call her Nosy Nora?
‎我的天！对！大鼻子诺拉！ -Yes! -Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Nosy Nora!
‎-操！你是大鼻子诺拉？ ‎-你是大鼻子诺拉 -Fuck! That's Nosy Nora? -That's Nosy Nora.
-大家，我们不应该...--我们没有... -Guys, we shouldn't-- No, we're not--
‎-艾莉诺 回来！ ‎-大鼻子诺拉 -Eleanor, come back! -Nosy fucking Nora.
‎不可能！我想摸摸！ No way! I wanna touch it!
‎天啊 大鼻子诺拉 Oh man. Nosy fucking Nora.
‎我也隆胸了 没事的 宝贝 没关系 I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.
‎艾莉诺 Eleanor.
‎对不起 我不该那么说 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
‎我真的以为我跟他们不一样 I really thought I was different than them.
‎每次我做完坏事 我都会告诉自己： Every time I did something mean, I told myself
‎“这不是我 ‎这只是我为了生存必须成为的人” "This isn't me. This is just who I have to be to survive."
‎但这是个他妈的谎言 But that was a fucking lie.
‎这只是我告诉自己的一个故事 ‎让我能更容易面对 It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better
‎我不过是个有毒的婊子这个事实 about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.
‎这一切有让你觉得好受一点吗？ ‎因为我很痛苦 Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable.
‎没有 我当然不觉得好受 ‎我觉得糟透了 No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.
‎我也是！ So do I!
‎操 Fuck.
‎你在做什么？ ‎不 住手 德莉亚 不要！ What are you doing? No, no. Stop it, Drea. Drea, don't!
‎这些都不会让我们感觉好起来 ‎好吗？ None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay?
‎我们无法抹掉对彼此做的事 ‎但我不想再伤害你了 We can't erase what we did to each other, but I don't wanna hurt you anymore,
‎我觉得你也不想伤害我 and I don't think you wanna hurt me either.
‎我今年唯一开心的时候 The only times I ever felt happy this year…
‎就是和你在一起的时候 were when I was with you.
‎你可能是我唯一的真正的朋友 You might be the only real friend I've ever had.
‎我知道现在说这个没用 但是… And I know this probably means nothing now, but…
‎如果我可以回到 ‎我们还是小孩的时候… if I could go back in time to when we were kids…
‎我会告诉你： ‎“你是我认识的最酷的人” I would tell you, "You're the coolest person I've ever met."
‎因为你就是 Because you are.
‎我会永远后悔对你做过的事 And I will regret what I did to you forever.
‎我很抱歉 艾莉诺 So, I'm sorry, Eleanor…
‎为了一切 for everything.
‎哇 Wow.
‎多么感人的一段女性友谊 我好高兴 What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling.
‎你是慢慢鼓着掌入场的吗？ ‎你这个老套的人渣 Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?
‎我是人渣？ Oh, I'm a piece of shit?
‎好吧 我觉得你应该照照镜子 德莉 Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.
‎因为两位女士今年很忙 对吧？ 'Cause you ladies have been very, very busy this year, haven't you?
‎你怎么拿到的？ How did you get that?
‎你在我派对上 ‎把你的手机放在上锁的包里 You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.
‎你觉得我不会看吗？ You didn't think I was gonna look through it?
‎你真是一个恶魔 You really are the devil.
‎毒舌 Mean.
‎我的创业精神 ‎被贬低成这种狭隘的脏名 It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit
‎这让人很不爽 has to be reduced to such petty name-calling.
‎说回你们两个 But back to you two.
‎短信 The texts.
‎很好的读物 扣人心弦的内容 They're a great read. That was compelling shit.
‎所以 你们认识了 So, you two meet,
‎然后德莉亚想出了一个计划 ‎但之后你发现 and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out
‎艾莉诺一直在耍你 that Eleanor's been playing you the entire time? Like…
‎我完全没有预料到 …I did not see that coming at all.
‎还有 我得… Also, I gotta--
‎艾莉诺 我以为我们在互相拉扯呢 Eleanor, I thought we had a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.
‎现在我发现你在假装？ Now I find out you were pretending?
‎难过 Sad.
‎你想说什么 马克斯？ Where are you going with this, Max?
‎你有什么计划？ What's your plan?
‎嗯… Well…
‎我让你遭受得够多了 ‎我就这么放过你吧 I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.
‎真的？ Really?
‎不 才怪 No, not really.
‎我为什么要这么做？我恨你 Why would I do that? I hate you.
‎我现在知道了你们所有的秘密 No, I know all your secrets now,
‎所以我会酌情利用一切资源 so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion
‎彻底毁灭你们两个人 to absolutely annihilate the both of you.
‎我和德莉亚怎么认识的？ You know how Drea and I met?
‎高一的第一天 It was on the first day of freshman year.
‎我在图书馆 I was in the library,
‎我听到一个人在骂老师 and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher,
‎我心想：“是谁？” and I just thought, "Who is that?"
‎你是个无名小卒 You were no one.
‎你只是个拿奖学金的外地女孩 You were just some transplant scholarship girl
‎看上去完全不知所措 ‎我邀请你进入我的世界 who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world.
‎结果你做了什么？ And then what did you do?
‎你利用了我 You used me.
‎因为如果不是我 没人会在乎你 Because no one would've given a shit about you if it wasn't for me,
‎你还没有任何感激之情 and there was no gratitude from you.
‎没有“马克斯 谢谢你让我变得重要” There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."
‎说实话 那个《少年时尚》视频 ‎是我的爆发点 Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.
‎德莉亚 ‎你是个爱算计、自私的反社会者 Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath
‎为了得到你想要的 ‎你会利用身边的所有人 who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.
‎我也是 And so am I.
‎这就是问题的根源 Which is the source of the problem,
‎因为大多数人如果遇到自己的克隆人 because… most people, if they met a clone of themselves,
‎他们会很高兴 ‎但换成你和我 我们会活埋了对方 they would just be elated. But you and I, we would bury it alive.
‎我必须对你这么做 Which is what I had to do to you.
‎所以我告诉你我爱你 So I told you I loved you.
‎我让你拍那个视频 I got you to make that video.
‎然后我发给了整个学校的人 And then I sent it to the entire school.
‎你有过真心吗？ Was any of it real?
‎我不知道 有吗？ I don't know. Was it?
‎好了 Okay.
‎我现在要回到我的派对 ‎在某个女孩的屁眼上吸可卡因 I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke
或者肚脐之类的 我不知道 ‎off a girl's butthole… or her belly or something. I don't know.
‎好吧 All right.
‎再见 德莉 Well, bye, Dre.
‎我会想你的 I really will miss you.
‎你他妈笑什么？ Why the fuck are you laughing?
‎这叫双重保障 亲爱的 去查查 It's called double assurance, sweetie. Look it up.
‎我们逮到他了 We got him.
‎天啊 我现在好爱你 Goddamn, do I love you right now.
‎我的天 -Oh my God.
‎那我们没事了？ So, we're okay?
‎嗯 我想是的 Yeah. I think so.
‎德莉亚 我很抱歉 Drea, I'm so sorry.
‎不 没关系 ‎我觉得我们是一对操蛋的灵魂伴侣 No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.
‎我知道我说过 ‎打倒他不会让我们好受点 但是… I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but…
‎我们做复仇吧 Let's do revenge.
‎-我们做复仇吧 ‎-对 -Let's do revenge. -Yeah.
‎宝贝 Ooh, baby.
‎躺下 宝贝 Lay down, baby.
‎这是个漫长的夜晚 但你知道吗？ It's been a long night, but you know what?
‎你是个很幸运的女孩 You are a very lucky girl.
‎-嘿 谁动了接口？ ‎-音乐怎么停了？ -Who touched the aux? -What happened to the music?
‎待在这里 宝贝 Stay here, baby.
‎我马上回来 好吗？ I'll be back, okay?
‎你留在那里 你躺下 好吗？ ‎你可以尝尝那些特别的东西 You stay there. You lay down, all right? You can have some of that special stuff.
‎哟 马克斯！ Yo, Max!
‎嘿 你们待在那里 好吗？我会回来的 Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back.
‎艾略特 ‎你可别再放你那该死的音乐了 Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.
‎知道我和德莉亚怎么认识的吗？ Do you know how Drea and I first met?
‎你在看吗？ Are you seeing this?
‎-高一的第一天 ‎-这是什么？ -The first day of freshman year. What is this?
‎-我在图书馆 ‎-这是什么？有人知道这是什么吗？ -I was in the library. What is that? Anyone know what this is?
‎…骂老师 …eviscerating a teacher.
‎-怎么了？ ‎-…你是个爱算计、自私的反社会者 -What's happening? - …a conniving, selfish sociopath…
‎这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
‎…为了得到你想要的 ‎你会利用身边的所有人 …uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.
‎嘿 各位 这是…这是个玩笑 ‎我不知道这是什么 Hey, guys, this is… this is a joke. I don't know what this is.
‎但是 嘿 来吧 让派对继续 But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh?
‎去喝一杯吧 去喝一杯 把音乐调回来 Get a drink, man. Get a drink. Get the music back up.
‎-艾略特 遥控器在哪里？ ‎-我不知道 -Elliot, where's the remote, man? -I don't know.
‎他妈的帮我找找！ Fucking help me find it!
‎马克斯 宝贝！嘿！你在找这个吗？ Max, baby! Babe, hey, hey! You looking for this?
‎我的天 宝贝 太谢谢你了 ‎我的天 我好爱你 Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.
‎-你爱我？ ‎-我的天 对 我好爱你 -You love me? -Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.
‎-去你的 马克斯 我们结束了 ‎-该死 -Fuck you, Max. We're over. -Goddamn it.
‎操！ Fuck!
‎跟你爸爸的议员生涯说再见吧 Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.
‎-你在威胁她吗？ ‎-妈的！ -Are you threatening her? -Fucker!
‎你在干什么 蠢婊子？ -Aw! -What are you doing, you stupid bitch?
‎我只是在享受演出 Ooh, I'm just enjoying the show.
‎各位 这不是真的 这是个玩笑 Guys, this isn't real. This is a joke.
‎各位 你们了解我 艾略特 告诉他们 You guys, you know me. Elliot, tell them. Tell them.
‎我觉得你该走了 I think you should leave, man.
‎哇 去你妈的 兄弟 Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!
‎-给我后退 ‎-去你妈的 -Step the fuck back. -Fuck you.
‎没有我你什么都不是 ‎你们什么都不是！ You're fucking nothing without me. You'd all be fucking nothing!
‎各位 你们搞错人了 ‎都是德莉亚和艾莉诺 是她们干的 Guys, you're turning on the wrong person. You know, this was Drea and Eleanor. They did this.
‎她们还在授戒仪式上 ‎给我们所有人下药 就是她们 And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.
‎她们还在情人节把我的短信 ‎都泄露出去了 就是她们！ They also leaked all my texts on Valentine's Day! It was them!
‎他妈的…她们是疯子！ It was fucking-- They're psychos!
‎我他妈很高兴我泄露了那个视频 You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.
‎小心点 马克斯 Careful, Max.
‎-再见 废物 ‎-让开 -Bye, loser. -Move.
‎出去的时候 别被父权制撞到 Don't let the patriarchy hit you on the way out.
‎我觉得你会想知道 I thought you might like to know
‎马克斯布鲁萨德已被罗斯希尔开除 ‎立即生效 that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.
‎真让人激动 How thrilling.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎结果 不出意料 ‎耶鲁大学空出了一个名额 As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.
‎我不能保证任何事 I can't promise anything,
‎但我愿意为你打个电话 but I'd love to make a call on your behalf.
‎哇 Wow.
‎嗯哼 Huh.
‎自我记得以来 ‎我想要的就只有进入耶鲁 You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.
‎但现在 此时此刻 But right now, in this moment,
‎我能想到的只有… all I can think is…
‎谁在乎？ who cares?
‎我不想再当那个人了 I don't wanna be that person anymore.
‎我能告诉你一个小秘密吗？ May I let you in on a little secret?
‎你这一辈子都被困住了 Your whole life, you've been cocooned.
‎你所做的一切 发生在你身上的一切 Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,
‎将你带到了这一刻 it's brought you to this moment.
‎现在你成了一只蝴蝶 And now you're a butterfly…
‎一个由创伤和坚韧形成的美丽万花筒 …a beautiful kaleidoscope of trauma and resilience.
‎我知道这感觉如同地狱 I know it feels like hell, but…
‎但你永远不会比十七岁时更充满生机 …you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old.
‎谁他妈要搞清楚自己是谁 Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.
‎尽可能地保持迷失 Stay lost as long as you can.
‎我们走！ Let's go!
‎我们离开这里吧 Let's get out of here.
‎你觉得我们错过毕业典礼很疯吗？ Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation?
‎如果你说“很疯”指的是“好棒” If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."
‎我就是这个意思 That is what I mean.
‎而且 这年头谁还说“很疯”啊？ Also, who says "bonkers" these days?
‎酷小孩 Hmm. Cool kids.
‎我的天 开大点声 Oh my God. Turn this shit up.
‎我是个婊子 我是个情人 ‎我是个孩子 我是个母亲
‎我是个罪人 我是个圣人 ‎我不觉得羞耻
‎我是你的地狱 我是你的梦想 ‎我非黑即白
‎你知道你不会做出任何改变
‎（对不起）
‎嘿 地盘小偷 Hey, spot thief.
‎这里是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
‎我想做一些可爱的事 ‎一个隆重的表示 I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.
‎但是… But, um...
‎我一直在等你路过 但你没有 I was waiting for you to walk by, and you… you didn't.
‎所以 我想我睡着了 So, I guess I fell asleep.
‎我告诉了诺里斯副校长 ‎我对卡莉莎做了什么 So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa.
‎不幸的是 她还是被开除了 ‎因为她种了毒品 Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs.
‎但我确实告诉了他真相 But I did tell him the truth.
‎我和德莉亚谈过了 I talked to Drea.
‎是吗？ You did?
‎对 她全都告诉我了 Yeah, she told me everything.
‎是吗？ She did?
‎对 Yeah.
‎然后… ‎我好喜欢 And… I dig it.
‎你现在打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do now?
‎我想我会加入和平队 I think… I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.
‎-真的？ ‎-对 -Really? -Yeah.
‎哇 他们做些什么？ Wow. What do they do?
‎他们恢复和平 -Um, you know, they… restore peace.
‎很多核心锻炼、普拉提、瑜伽 And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.
‎糟透了 Awful.
‎等等 你是怎么进来… Wait. How did you get in--
‎别担心那个 Shh. Don't worry about it.
‎（审视阳刚气概）
‎（如何解开父权制的有毒根源）
‎在我开始分享之前 And before I start my share,
‎我只想感谢大家提供了这个安全空间 I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space.
‎在我经历了那么多之后 After all I've been through,
‎能加入一个看到真正的我的组织 ‎感觉非常好 it feels so nice to be part of a community that… really sees me.
‎我爱你们 I love you guys.
‎字幕翻译：Lynn S